Fatherly misunderstanding
Nov 20, 2023 11:50:14 #
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.
The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?”
The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for a moment and then confessed. “Yes. Yes he did.”
The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks “Who? Who was he? Who was the father?”
Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband.
Then, finally, she says, “You.”
The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?”
The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for a moment and then confessed. “Yes. Yes he did.”
The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks “Who? Who was he? Who was the father?”
Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband.
Then, finally, she says, “You.”
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Nov 21, 2023 07:43:26 #
philmurfin wrote:
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner ... (show quote)
Didn't see that one coming
Nov 21, 2023 08:18:04 #
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Nov 21, 2023 19:15:38 #
This marine is In Afghanistan and comes home to a little hometown of about 2300 people and his best man is standing next to him at the church where he is about to get married.his best man tells him that his girlfriend has slept with every guy in town except him.the proud marine asks ," every guy?"his best man say "yes , every guy in town." Now the bride is about 20 ft from the 2 guys.the proud marine says," well thank God this is a small town with the population of 2300 people.
Nov 21, 2023 20:28:51 #
A proud marine comes home after serving his country in Afghanistan for 18 months.the first thing he wants to do is get in bed with his wife.she complains about a headache. He figures he is a marine thats been without it for 18 months and another day is not going to kill him.the next day she claims to have a stomachache. He thinks again .one more day is not going to kill me.the 3rd day she says she has a headache And a stomachache. That's it .he had enough so he takes her to the doctor.after a few tests he brings him into his office and congratulates him.the marine told he was honored to serve his country. The doctor says, " no, I am congratulating you cause you wife is pregnant. The marine says," what the hell do you mean she's pregnant. I have been in Afghanistan for 18 months. "
The doctor says," it a revenge pregnancy.". The marine says," what the hell do you mean a revenge pregnancy."the doctor says," yes someone had it in for you."
The doctor says," it a revenge pregnancy.". The marine says," what the hell do you mean a revenge pregnancy."the doctor says," yes someone had it in for you."
Nov 21, 2023 21:02:25 #
My niece got married with her boyfriend after
he came hone from Iraq. They went to Vegas on their honeymoon.when they finally got to their room they started taking their clothes off and the young marine took of a protetic foot.she asked where th hell did that come from.he told her that he actually got home a week before the wedding and that it had been built with hydronic, electronics, and bionics at a local prosthetic store. She says," no, why are you wearing it." He told her that he had lost his foot cause he stepped on a land mind.she told him that he was broke and she wanted an annulment. She grabbed her bags and flew back home.she called her mom and told her to come and pick her up at the airport.my sister in law asked why she was at the airport. She said ," it's my husband. My sister in law asked," what's wrong with you husband. She told her that he only had one foot.my sister in law told her," don't be a bitch.your dad has only 4 inches but he has made me happy all this years.
he came hone from Iraq. They went to Vegas on their honeymoon.when they finally got to their room they started taking their clothes off and the young marine took of a protetic foot.she asked where th hell did that come from.he told her that he actually got home a week before the wedding and that it had been built with hydronic, electronics, and bionics at a local prosthetic store. She says," no, why are you wearing it." He told her that he had lost his foot cause he stepped on a land mind.she told him that he was broke and she wanted an annulment. She grabbed her bags and flew back home.she called her mom and told her to come and pick her up at the airport.my sister in law asked why she was at the airport. She said ," it's my husband. My sister in law asked," what's wrong with you husband. She told her that he only had one foot.my sister in law told her," don't be a bitch.your dad has only 4 inches but he has made me happy all this years.
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