Some old some imaginative new (to me at least)
SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READS:
· We will heel you
· We will save your sole
· We will even dye for you.
A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
· Blind man driving.
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.
At an Optometrist's Office:
· "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
On a Plumber's truck:
· "We repair what your husband fixed.
On another Plumber's truck:
· "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
· "Invite us to your next blowout.
In a Non-smoking Area:
· "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door
· "Push. Push. Push."
At a Car Dealership:
· "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
Outside a Muffler Shop:
· "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the Electric Company:
· "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
At a Propane Filling Station:
· "Thank Heaven for little grills.
Seen on a local septic tank cleaning truck, “ We’ #1 in #2.”
jcryan
Loc: Las Terrenas, Dominican Republic
At a dry cleaners in Peekskill, NY "Drop your pants here"
A billboard seen in southern Mississippi. A Plumbers ad.. A straight flush beats a full house!
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