An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
An Epilogue: Emergency services were called shortly thereafter to treat an injured person with multiple fractures and bruises. (No, wait! There were FIVE injured persons... and an old blind Marine tapping his way down the walk.)
How long was he hospitalized
The Marine decided not to say anything. "I would have to tell the joke so slowly that I will be here all night."
Sent it to an old Marine.
The other final line for the joke is,"Oh no, now I'm really going to have to tell it slow."
cyan
Loc: Northern NJ
[quote=FrumCA]An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels...
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