Cheese

King Charles decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner, he passed a hooker standing there every day.

He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.

"One hundred and fifty pounds!" she'd shout.

"No! Five pounds!" He said from the side of his mouth, just to shut her up.

This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence.

She'd yell, "One hundred and fifty pounds!" He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"

One day, Camilla decided to accompany her husband.

As the couple neared the hooker's corner, Prince Charles realised she'd bark her £150 offer and Camilla would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.

He figured he'd better have a good explanation for his wife.

As they neared the hooker’s corner he became even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough, there she stood. He tried to avoid eye contact as she watched the couple pass.

Then, the hooker yelled,

"See what you get for five pounds, you tight bastard !”

BebuLamar

You do realize that a lot of British people like Camilla don't you?

littlebug Loc: woburn ma

I'm stealing this , that was funny.
You have to wonder about the person who can think of these jokes,
Thank you for posting

Earnest Botello Loc: Hockley, Texas

Thanks, Cheese, that was really funny.

Cheese

Yes. Just testing that legendary stiff upper lip.😀😀

UTMike Loc: South Jordan, UT

No apology needed, that is an old Bill Clinton joke recycled.

DirtFarmer Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA

I believe that significantly predates Bill Clinton, although the prices have probably gone up with inflation.