Remoman Loc: Someplace Remote Near LA

Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right.
Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies.
The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had worked making toys, and were threatening to go on strike.
The reindeer had been drinking eggnog all afternoon.
To make matters worse, a few of the other elves had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree.

Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours, and all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are walking out, and I don't even have a Christmas tree!
I sent that stupid little angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet!
What am I going to do?"

Just then, the little angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree.
The angel said, "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?"


And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass...

tramsey Loc: Texas

Remoman, that is hilarious. Now every time I put the Angel up I'll think of you. :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol:

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

Thats an old one but still funny :thumbup:

BboH Loc: s of 2/21, Ellicott City, MD

Another laugh out loud befor moring coffee

jjwright71 Loc: Lubbock,Tx

and i fell for it ,hook ,line and simker ,twas hilarious!!!

Robbie7 Loc: Northampton. England

The angel was a fairy whose name was "NUFF" because when he told Santa he could only get a tree ..Santa said "fairynuff"..HO HO HO..

york17402 Loc: York Pa.

Oh my gosh thats funny!

jjwright71 Loc: Lubbock,Tx

have told this joke bout 100 times ,and i go and leave them in the floor ,HAR!!!!