Best Pop Culture Dad Jokes.....Graham
Feb 28, 2023 13:56:20 #
Q: What's ET short for?
A: Because he's only got tiny legs!
Q: What concert costs just 45 cents?
A: 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
Q: What’s Forrest Gump’s email password?
A: 1Forrest1
Q: What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
A: He puts his PJ-Amazon.
Q: How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
A: You follow the fresh prints.
Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A: On the dark side.
Q: What type of coordination was Whitney Houston most famous for?
A: “Hand eeeeyeeeeee!"
Q: What do you say when Dwayne Johnson buys something to cut with?
Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey?
A: Boo-Bees
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
A: You look drunk.
Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?
A: Spot!
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: Dam.
Q: How do fish get high?
A: Seaweed!
Q: Why did the Karen press CTRL+ ALT+ DEL?
A: Because she wanted to see the task manager.
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A: Because he's only got tiny legs!
Q: What concert costs just 45 cents?
A: 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
Q: What’s Forrest Gump’s email password?
A: 1Forrest1
Q: What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
A: He puts his PJ-Amazon.
Q: How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
A: You follow the fresh prints.
Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A: On the dark side.
Q: What type of coordination was Whitney Houston most famous for?
A: “Hand eeeeyeeeeee!"
Q: What do you say when Dwayne Johnson buys something to cut with?
Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey?
A: Boo-Bees
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
A: You look drunk.
Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?
A: Spot!
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: Dam.
Q: How do fish get high?
A: Seaweed!
Q: Why did the Karen press CTRL+ ALT+ DEL?
A: Because she wanted to see the task manager.
C&B-G
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