Corny Dad Jokes....
Feb 28, 2023 13:50:47 #
Q: Why are balloons so expensive?
A: Inflation.
Q: What is the most popular time for a dentist appointment?
A: Tooth hurty.
Q: Do you want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?
A: Joke! Joke! Jooooooooooooooooke.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: Why can’t you send a duck to space?
A: Because the bill would be astronomical.
Q: What side of a tree grows the most branches?
A: The outside!
Q: What happened when the world's tongue-twister champion got arrested?
A: They gave him a tough sentence.
Q: Why did an old man fall in a well?
A: Because he couldn’t see that well!
Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?
A: A fsh.
Q: What breed of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A: Any breed of dog. Skyscrapers can’t jump.
Q: Why are elevator jokes so good?
A: They work on many levels.
Q: Why are peppers the best at archery?
A: Because they habanero.
Q: What state is known for its tiny beverages?
A: Minnesota
Q: Why did the computer get mad at the printer?
A: Because it didn’t like its toner voice.
Q: What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon?
A: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
Q: What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament?
A: Live stream it.
Q: Why did the broom decide to go to bed?
A: It was very sweepy.
Q: Why are nurses always running out of red crayons?
A: Because they often have to draw blood.
Q: Did you hear about the square that got into a car accident?
A: Yeah, now he’s a rect-angle!
Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A: Toad.
Q: How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow?
A: It is either one or the utter.
Q: What’s red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
Q: Why can’t you ever run through a campsite?
A: You can only ran — it’s always past tents.
Q: Why was the woman afraid for the calendar?
A: She said its days were numbered.
Q: Why is it hard to understand volunteers?
A: Because they make no cents.
Q: What did the police officer say to his belly-button?
A: You’re under a vest.
Q: What’s the easiest way to burn 1,000 calories?
A: Leave the pizza in the oven.
Q: What do you call a hippie’s wife?
A: Mississippi.
Q: What’s the difference between a badly dressed kid on a bicycle and a well dressed kid on a tricycle?
A: Attire!
Q: What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
A: Anna One, Anna Two
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A: He was a great ruler!
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter.
Q: How do you cure a fear of a speed bump?
A: You slowly get over it.
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
A: The direction of the first letter.
Q: When does a regular joke become a “dad joke?”
A: When it becomes apparent.
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A: Inflation.
Q: What is the most popular time for a dentist appointment?
A: Tooth hurty.
Q: Do you want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?
A: Joke! Joke! Jooooooooooooooooke.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q: Why can’t you send a duck to space?
A: Because the bill would be astronomical.
Q: What side of a tree grows the most branches?
A: The outside!
Q: What happened when the world's tongue-twister champion got arrested?
A: They gave him a tough sentence.
Q: Why did an old man fall in a well?
A: Because he couldn’t see that well!
Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?
A: A fsh.
Q: What breed of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper?
A: Any breed of dog. Skyscrapers can’t jump.
Q: Why are elevator jokes so good?
A: They work on many levels.
Q: Why are peppers the best at archery?
A: Because they habanero.
Q: What state is known for its tiny beverages?
A: Minnesota
Q: Why did the computer get mad at the printer?
A: Because it didn’t like its toner voice.
Q: What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon?
A: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
Q: What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament?
A: Live stream it.
Q: Why did the broom decide to go to bed?
A: It was very sweepy.
Q: Why are nurses always running out of red crayons?
A: Because they often have to draw blood.
Q: Did you hear about the square that got into a car accident?
A: Yeah, now he’s a rect-angle!
Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A: Toad.
Q: How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow?
A: It is either one or the utter.
Q: What’s red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
Q: Why can’t you ever run through a campsite?
A: You can only ran — it’s always past tents.
Q: Why was the woman afraid for the calendar?
A: She said its days were numbered.
Q: Why is it hard to understand volunteers?
A: Because they make no cents.
Q: What did the police officer say to his belly-button?
A: You’re under a vest.
Q: What’s the easiest way to burn 1,000 calories?
A: Leave the pizza in the oven.
Q: What do you call a hippie’s wife?
A: Mississippi.
Q: What’s the difference between a badly dressed kid on a bicycle and a well dressed kid on a tricycle?
A: Attire!
Q: What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
A: Anna One, Anna Two
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A: He was a great ruler!
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter.
Q: How do you cure a fear of a speed bump?
A: You slowly get over it.
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
A: The direction of the first letter.
Q: When does a regular joke become a “dad joke?”
A: When it becomes apparent.
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