Baby's first physical exam (joke)
Jan 9, 2023 12:55:47 #
tomad
Loc: North Carolina
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room,waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.
“Breast fed,” she replied.
“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor ordered. She did.
He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while, in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, “No wonder this baby is underweight. You don’t have any milk.”
I know,” she said, “I’m his Grandma, but I’m glad I came.”
“Breast fed,” she replied.
“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor ordered. She did.
He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while, in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, “No wonder this baby is underweight. You don’t have any milk.”
I know,” she said, “I’m his Grandma, but I’m glad I came.”
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badapple
Loc: Twin Lake, Michigan
Just read that to my wife. We both laughed so hard, we had to dry our eyes.
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