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The following manuscript, dated 2000+ years ago, was discovered and is presented here, in its entirety:
Setting: Athens, inside a tailor shop. The customer is holding a garment. The tailor speaks first.
"Euripides?"
"Yes. Eumenides?"
Finis
"Finis" is Latin, thus improper in the above dialog. τέλος (télos) is Greek for end.