Republican Party Staves Off Red Wave: WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid record discontent around the economy, inflation, and education, the Republican Party has narrowly managed to stave off...

Texcaster Loc: Queensland

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid record discontent around the economy, inflation, and education, the Republican Party has narrowly managed to stave off what many thought would be a record-breaking red wave.

"This was a close call," said one Republican leader in Washington. "We were worried that we would achieve massive victories tonight, but we thankfully snatched defeat from the jaws of victory to achieve a much more proper and sensible red trickle, like the proper gentlemen we are."

Some Republicans achieved major victories, which were largely ignored by party leadership due to the fact that those Republicans were loud and icky "MEGA-MAGA" culture warriors. "Ron DeSantis won by double digits, and frankly, we find that quite uncouth," said a D.C. consultant while holding up a glass of red trickle victory champagne. "Everyone knows the key to being a good Republican is to muddle your message and make it really squishy so no one knows what you stand for and everyone will like you. Duh!"

Everyone in the room then golf-clapped politely.

At publishing time, Republican strategists were researching ways to keep their power in D.C. without achieving so much power that they'd actually have to become compelling leaders.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid record discontent around the economy, inflation, and education, the Republican Party has narrowly managed to stave off what many thought would be a record-breaking red wave.

"This was a close call," said one Republican leader in Washington. "We were worried that we would achieve massive victories tonight, but we thankfully snatched defeat from the jaws of victory to achieve a much more proper and sensible red trickle, like the proper gentlemen we are."

Some Republicans achieved major victories, which were largely ignored by party leadership due to the fact that those Republicans were loud and icky "MEGA-MAGA" culture warriors. "Ron DeSantis won by double digits, and frankly, we find that quite uncouth," said a D.C. consultant while holding up a glass of red trickle victory champagne. "Everyone knows the key to being a good Republican is to muddle your message and make it really squishy so no one knows what you stand for and everyone will like you. Duh!"

Everyone in the room then golf-clapped politely.

At publishing time, Republican strategists were researching ways to keep their power in D.C. without achieving so much power that they'd actually have to become compelling leaders.

https://babylonbee.com/news/republican-party-staves-off-red-wave

kymarto Loc: Portland OR and Milan Italy

And the usual voices are silent...

Rose42

Texcaster wrote:

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid record discontent around the economy, inflation, and education, the Republican Party has narrowly managed to stave off what many thought would be a record-breaking red wave.

"This was a close call," said one Republican leader in Washington. "We were worried that we would achieve massive victories tonight, but we thankfully snatched defeat from the jaws of victory to achieve a much more proper and sensible red trickle, like the proper gentlemen we are."

Some Republicans achieved major victories, which were largely ignored by party leadership due to the fact that those Republicans were loud and icky "MEGA-MAGA" culture warriors. "Ron DeSantis won by double digits, and frankly, we find that quite uncouth," said a D.C. consultant while holding up a glass of red trickle victory champagne. "Everyone knows the key to being a good Republican is to muddle your message and make it really squishy so no one knows what you stand for and everyone will like you. Duh!"

Everyone in the room then golf-clapped politely.

At publishing time, Republican strategists were researching ways to keep their power in D.C. without achieving so much power that they'd actually have to become compelling leaders.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid record discontent around the economy, inflation, and education, the Republican Party has narrowly managed to stave off what many thought would be a record-breaking red wave.

"This was a close call," said one Republican leader in Washington. "We were worried that we would achieve massive victories tonight, but we thankfully snatched defeat from the jaws of victory to achieve a much more proper and sensible red trickle, like the proper gentlemen we are."

Some Republicans achieved major victories, which were largely ignored by party leadership due to the fact that those Republicans were loud and icky "MEGA-MAGA" culture warriors. "Ron DeSantis won by double digits, and frankly, we find that quite uncouth," said a D.C. consultant while holding up a glass of red trickle victory champagne. "Everyone knows the key to being a good Republican is to muddle your message and make it really squishy so no one knows what you stand for and everyone will like you. Duh!"

Everyone in the room then golf-clapped politely.

At publishing time, Republican strategists were researching ways to keep their power in D.C. without achieving so much power that they'd actually have to become compelling leaders.

https://babylonbee.com/news/republican-party-staves-off-red-wave

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ArtzDarkroom Loc: Near Disneyland-Orange County, California

Texcaster wrote:

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid record discontent around the economy, inflation, and education, the Republican Party has narrowly managed to stave off what many thought would be a record-breaking red wave.

"This was a close call," said one Republican leader in Washington. "We were worried that we would achieve massive victories tonight, but we thankfully snatched defeat from the jaws of victory to achieve a much more proper and sensible red trickle, like the proper gentlemen we are."

Some Republicans achieved major victories, which were largely ignored by party leadership due to the fact that those Republicans were loud and icky "MEGA-MAGA" culture warriors. "Ron DeSantis won by double digits, and frankly, we find that quite uncouth," said a D.C. consultant while holding up a glass of red trickle victory champagne. "Everyone knows the key to being a good Republican is to muddle your message and make it really squishy so no one knows what you stand for and everyone will like you. Duh!"

Everyone in the room then golf-clapped politely.

At publishing time, Republican strategists were researching ways to keep their power in D.C. without achieving so much power that they'd actually have to become compelling leaders.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid record discontent around the economy, inflation, and education, the Republican Party has narrowly managed to stave off what many thought would be a record-breaking red wave.

"This was a close call," said one Republican leader in Washington. "We were worried that we would achieve massive victories tonight, but we thankfully snatched defeat from the jaws of victory to achieve a much more proper and sensible red trickle, like the proper gentlemen we are."

Some Republicans achieved major victories, which were largely ignored by party leadership due to the fact that those Republicans were loud and icky "MEGA-MAGA" culture warriors. "Ron DeSantis won by double digits, and frankly, we find that quite uncouth," said a D.C. consultant while holding up a glass of red trickle victory champagne. "Everyone knows the key to being a good Republican is to muddle your message and make it really squishy so no one knows what you stand for and everyone will like you. Duh!"

Everyone in the room then golf-clapped politely.

At publishing time, Republican strategists were researching ways to keep their power in D.C. without achieving so much power that they'd actually have to become compelling leaders.

https://babylonbee.com/news/republican-party-staves-off-red-wave

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lol... Whew! That was a close call.

Fotoartist Loc: Detroit, Michigan

Texcaster wrote:

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid record discontent around the economy, inflation, and education, the Republican Party has narrowly managed to stave off what many thought would be a record-breaking red wave.

"This was a close call," said one Republican leader in Washington. "We were worried that we would achieve massive victories tonight, but we thankfully snatched defeat from the jaws of victory to achieve a much more proper and sensible red trickle, like the proper gentlemen we are."

Some Republicans achieved major victories, which were largely ignored by party leadership due to the fact that those Republicans were loud and icky "MEGA-MAGA" culture warriors. "Ron DeSantis won by double digits, and frankly, we find that quite uncouth," said a D.C. consultant while holding up a glass of red trickle victory champagne. "Everyone knows the key to being a good Republican is to muddle your message and make it really squishy so no one knows what you stand for and everyone will like you. Duh!"

Everyone in the room then golf-clapped politely.

At publishing time, Republican strategists were researching ways to keep their power in D.C. without achieving so much power that they'd actually have to become compelling leaders.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid record discontent around the economy, inflation, and education, the Republican Party has narrowly managed to stave off what many thought would be a record-breaking red wave.

"This was a close call," said one Republican leader in Washington. "We were worried that we would achieve massive victories tonight, but we thankfully snatched defeat from the jaws of victory to achieve a much more proper and sensible red trickle, like the proper gentlemen we are."

Some Republicans achieved major victories, which were largely ignored by party leadership due to the fact that those Republicans were loud and icky "MEGA-MAGA" culture warriors. "Ron DeSantis won by double digits, and frankly, we find that quite uncouth," said a D.C. consultant while holding up a glass of red trickle victory champagne. "Everyone knows the key to being a good Republican is to muddle your message and make it really squishy so no one knows what you stand for and everyone will like you. Duh!"

Everyone in the room then golf-clapped politely.

At publishing time, Republican strategists were researching ways to keep their power in D.C. without achieving so much power that they'd actually have to become compelling leaders.

https://babylonbee.com/news/republican-party-staves-off-red-wave

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid record discontent around t... (show quote)

Confident you won the House? If you didn't be very afraid for your boys. The Senate doesn't mean that much.

Kmgw9v Loc: Miami, Florida

Fotoartist wrote:

Confident you won the House? If you didn't be very afraid for your boys. The Senate doesn't mean that much.

A Democratic Senate would have convicted Trump in two impeachment trials. The partisan, spineless Republican Senate saved his ass twice.
The Senate means a lot—upper chamber and all that.

ArtzDarkroom Loc: Near Disneyland-Orange County, California

"The Senate doesn't mean that much." -Fotoartist
Denier? Sour grapes? Dementia? Do you need to adjust your Meds?

Fotoartist Loc: Detroit, Michigan

ArtzDarkroom wrote:

"The Senate doesn't mean that much." -Fotoartist
Denier? Sour grapes? Dementia? Do you need to adjust your Meds?

The Senate confirms appointments. The House holds the purse-strings and oversight, enough to stop Biden and bring his corrupt administration to account.

ArtzDarkroom Loc: Near Disneyland-Orange County, California

Fotoartist wrote:

The Senate confirms appointments. The House holds the purse-strings and oversight, enough to stop Biden and bring his corrupt administration to account.

Still selling that old car? lol

Your position reveals your desperation. Corruption? Good luck with that.

Fotoartist Loc: Detroit, Michigan

ArtzDarkroom wrote:

Still selling that old car? lol

Your position reveals your desperation. Corruption? Good luck with that.

Oh yeh. And you believe your heroes in the Biden Crime Family are clean as the driven snow. Good luck with that.

ArtzDarkroom Loc: Near Disneyland-Orange County, California

Fotoartist wrote:

Oh yeh. And you believe your heroes in the Biden Crime Family are clean as the driven snow. Good luck with that.

My luck seems to be holding, unless you can point to some House or Senate investigation that I don't know about. As for Crime families... lol You know that the Drumpf clan: Trump University scam, Trump family banned from running charities in New York, Two impeachments, and oh so many more problems.

Fotoartist Loc: Detroit, Michigan

ArtzDarkroom wrote:

My luck seems to be holding, unless you can point to some House or Senate investigation that I don't know about. As for Crime families... lol You know that the Drumpf clan: Trump University scam, Trump family banned from running charities in New York, Two impeachments, and oh so many more problems.

Try this for a start. Hunter and the Biden Crime Family investigation, DOJ investigation into targeting Conservatives, Origins of Covid and Dr. Fauci investigation, Unconstitutional Open Border investigation.

Your Trump BS is old news and it has been proven many times that there is nothing there and certainly not on the scale of Biden's traitorous damage to the country.

Alafoto Loc: Montgomery, AL

Fotoartist wrote:

The Senate confirms appointments. The House holds the purse-strings and oversight, enough to stop Biden and bring his corrupt administration to account.

Which will never happen as long as the Dimocraps have The House and the Presidency.

Bazbo Loc: Lisboa, Portugal

Fotoartist wrote:

Confident you won the House? If you didn't be very afraid for your boys. The Senate doesn't mean that much.

I recall you predicting Repubs ending up with 54 Senate seats and a pick up of 50 in the House (numbers may be a bit off as you are not worth the time to look up the link to your actual prediction but am sure I am close enough) so tis would be a good time for you to be quiet for a while with the hope that we will forget that you were one of the greatest pre-election gloat monkeys here.

Any assessment in the quality or accuracy of YOUR predictive powers?

Besides, the article was satire.

mwalsh Loc: Houston

ArtzDarkroom wrote:

"The Senate doesn't mean that much." -Fotoartist
Denier? Sour grapes? Dementia? Do you need to adjust your Meds?

A couple of days ago he was bragging that the GOP had taken the Senate...now the Senate doesn't mean that much!

Foto is such a great caricature!