A Woman in a Hot Air Balloon
Oct 31, 2022 15:24:00 #
A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude, and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!"
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost.
Frankly, you're not much help to me."
The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am, replies the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault.
The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude, and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!"
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost.
Frankly, you're not much help to me."
The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am, replies the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault.
Oct 31, 2022 16:34:56 #
Oct 31, 2022 16:41:55 #
rmalarz wrote:
A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost.... (show quote)
That's Funny! Thanks for the laugh
Oct 31, 2022 18:17:32 #
rmalarz wrote:
A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost.... (show quote)
Not a political problem. She's a woman.
Nov 1, 2022 06:43:25 #
Nov 1, 2022 10:32:56 #
rmalarz wrote:
A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost.... (show quote)
Geographical ignorance translating exactly to Philosophical ignorance.
Nov 1, 2022 11:08:27 #
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Nov 5, 2022 03:13:27 #
It makes more sense if you reverse Republican/Democrat.
Although it makes the most sense if it's "IT Worker" & "Management"
Although it makes the most sense if it's "IT Worker" & "Management"
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