How Absolutely True
Jun 21, 2022 12:15:14 #
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him: “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.”
She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.”
“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost.
Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”
The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Democrat.”
“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”
“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are — or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air.
You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in
before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.”
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.”
She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.”
“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost.
Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”
The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Democrat.”
“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”
“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are — or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air.
You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in
before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.”
Jun 21, 2022 14:24:15 #
Jun 21, 2022 15:37:47 #
Checkmate wrote:
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost... (show quote)
How absolutely stunning.....!!!
Jun 22, 2022 05:32:46 #
Checkmate wrote:
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost... (show quote)
She had to be a repuke, full of hot air.
Jun 22, 2022 07:16:11 #
Jun 22, 2022 10:27:20 #
Checkmate wrote:
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost... (show quote)
For a classic it describes the current state of the Dumbocrats perfectly.
Jun 22, 2022 12:15:51 #
mjmoore17 wrote:
She had to be a repuke, full of hot air.
No. By her response she proved she is a Democrat.
Jun 22, 2022 20:22:16 #
Checkmate wrote:
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost... (show quote)
Says it all. Sounds like pee-loosely talking.
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