California Dreamin'
Jun 6, 2022 08:42:29 #
Subject: Good Bye Cruel World. Sad News
Brad lived in California..... He was sick of the world, of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, China, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.
Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and lowered all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.
Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car.
A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.
Brad is a registered California Democrat.
Brad lived in California..... He was sick of the world, of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, China, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.
Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and lowered all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.
Two days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car.
A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.
Brad is a registered California Democrat.
Jun 6, 2022 09:13:39 #
I've read that Telsa cars catch on fire.
davidrb wrote:
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Jun 6, 2022 09:18:51 #
anotherview wrote:
I've read that Telsa cars catch on fire.
But you cannot “rev” the engine as told in the story. Dumb!
Jun 6, 2022 09:31:03 #
Dumber: He sat in the car for 2 days awaiting his demise. During his wait, did he hold his bowel movements or wallow more in them?
Of course, the OP presents the fictional saga of a political drop-out who cannot even successfully arrange his own suicide.
Of course, the OP presents the fictional saga of a political drop-out who cannot even successfully arrange his own suicide.
JohnFrim wrote:
But you cannot “rev” the engine as told in the story. Dumb!
Jun 6, 2022 09:36:05 #
davidrb wrote:
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Suicide is no joke; you one sick person.
Jun 6, 2022 11:38:05 #
Jun 6, 2022 13:28:07 #
Kmgw9v wrote:
A bad joke, probably not even true.
Absolutely not a true story.
I can see the attempt at humour, but whoever started the story is the dumb one. If you create a joke it has to make SOME sense.
Jun 6, 2022 13:30:11 #
thom w
Loc: San Jose, CA
Bill 45 wrote:
Suicide is no joke; you one sick person.
That's been obvious for a while.
Jun 6, 2022 13:55:34 #
JohnFrim wrote:
Absolutely not a true story.
I can see the attempt at humour, but whoever started the story is the dumb one. If you create a joke it has to make SOME sense.
I can see the attempt at humour, but whoever started the story is the dumb one. If you create a joke it has to make SOME sense.
Lighten up.... So Tesla's don't idle, not that kind of motor, but the joke was humorous...
Jun 6, 2022 17:17:06 #
JohnFrim wrote:
Absolutely not a true story.
I can see the attempt at humour, but whoever started the story is the dumb one. If you create a joke it has to make SOME sense.
I can see the attempt at humour, but whoever started the story is the dumb one. If you create a joke it has to make SOME sense.
Just in: 'Suicidal Idaho militiaman semi-autos a dozen school kids before he runs out of bullets.'
Jun 6, 2022 18:21:55 #
Blurryeyed wrote:
Lighten up.... So Tesla's don't idle, not that kind of motor, but the joke was humorous...
Like I said, almost funny, but it missed the mark for my sense of humour because it was based on a completely false premise of idling/revving an electric vehicle. Had the jokester simply said the man started the car it would have worked for me. Sometimes less is more.
Jun 7, 2022 08:55:25 #
Jun 7, 2022 10:52:23 #
Kmgw9v wrote:
A bad joke, probably not even true.
Probably? Do you figure?
Jun 7, 2022 13:16:51 #
Jun 7, 2022 13:20:25 #
Alafoto
Loc: Montgomery, AL
Bill 45 wrote:
Suicide is no joke; you one sick person.
It's difficult to imagine you as a school teacher (except in Alabama public schools) given your usual poor grammar usage. What subject did you teach and at what level? Asking for a friend...
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