But then again, I talked to my ex-wife and she never answered back either. For some reason, when that large vein on her forehead got big and throbbing, she never said a word. Her mouth and that vein must have been connected somehow.
Yes, I tell people that our divorce was caused by her amnesia. She got herself a boyfriend but forgot we were still married. That seems to happen to a lot of people.
Secret to a happy marriage is to find a woman who can cook find a woman who is great in bed find a woman who keeps the house clean find a woman who has lots of money find a woman that makes you laugh all the time And finally, it is vital that you never allow these five women to meet your wife.