jimkolt Loc: Sun City, AZ

I have enjoyed the deep thoughts that have been shared recently. This afternoon I ran across some deep thoughts and decided to share a few.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Show me a man with both feet firmly planted on the ground and I will show you a man who can't get his pants off.

Minds are like parachutes: they work best when open. Just make sure the strings are still attached.

Just because you are smart does not mean the other guy is stupid.

If nothing sticks to Teflon, then how does it stick to the pan?

Young at heart - slightly older in other places.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

We are not human doings, rather, we are human beings.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

I put the "fun" in dysfunctional.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It's full of nuts.

My reality check bounced.

I get plenty of exercise - jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck and dodging dealines.

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

Just remember: no matter where you go, there you are.

There are two rules for ultimate success in life. 1. Never tell everything you know.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States

RiJoRi Loc: Sandy Ridge, NC

My memory is like a rabbit's tail – short and fuzzy!

--Rich

tramsey Loc: Texas

yds0066 Loc: Southwestern Illinois

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Dannj

A wet bird never flies at night!

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

Stephan G

Confucius never died, he just talked himself into the ground.

BBurns Loc: South Bay, California

Speaking of Confucius:

MrMophoto Loc: Rhode Island "The biggest little"

I've been wondering, Who picks up after a seeing eye dog?

In the southern hemispheres where the seasons are reversed, do they say; "October showers, bring November flowers"?

GeneV Loc: Lampasas, Texas

Great deep thoughts. I would have answered sooner but there was so much to ponder.

Gene

edrobinsonjr Loc: Boise, Idaho

Good set. I have pondered the Teflon question for years.

BBurns Loc: South Bay, California

Here is one that has always puzzled me.
How do you plant a seedless watermelon?

Stephan G

Confucius said, "He who sleeps on hillside, is not on the level."