From our Aussie friends . . .
Which one are you?
If you’re too embarrassed to pick one for yourself, pick one for your boss!! 👍
In OZ 50 year and never heard these expressions. Very funny though.
One of my old boss calls his teammate hemorrhoids, he says the guy is a pain the butt. But he is Indian, so it might be a literal in-dearing name.
In another work we had plenty of Ninja's. Workmates who are like the G-spot, only worse. Always never there but in times they are around, they do not stop making noise complaining or telling stories. They are also a perfect mix of cordless, wheelbarrow, Lantern, Showbag, Blister & wicket keepers.
In every place I work we had Limo bosses who are instant noodles, they want everything in a minute.
Jacksonville wrote:
In OZ 50 year and never heard these expressions. Very funny though.
It’s a fairly modern trend, so not many outsiders would have understood them if heard. There’s pretty robust sense of humour here in Aus. Takes a lot to offend us. Unlike you yanks. Pretty thin skinned, & the humour is not very obvious. Sorry for the critique, but most of what I see here on the Hog, just ain’t funny.
I do love humour though.
Jacksonville wrote:
In OZ 50 year and never heard these expressions. Very funny though.
A recent one about Immigrants, specifically Muslims: They’re like Sperm, They come in their millions, but only 1 works.
Doddy
Loc: Barnard Castle-England
Ha Ha...love the 'G' spot one.
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