Moscow Humor
Mar 13, 2022 08:30:20 #
Moscow man buys newspaper, glances at front page, throws it straight out.
Next day: same again. And again.
Eventually, seller snaps. "Why DO you do that?"
"Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary"
"But obituaries aren't even on the front page!"
"Oh, the one I'm looking for will be"
Next day: same again. And again.
Eventually, seller snaps. "Why DO you do that?"
"Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary"
"But obituaries aren't even on the front page!"
"Oh, the one I'm looking for will be"
Mar 13, 2022 08:42:59 #
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Mar 14, 2022 06:54:04 #
jerryc41 wrote:
Moscow man buys newspaper, glances at front page, throws it straight out.
Next day: same again. And again.
Eventually, seller snaps. "Why DO you do that?"
"Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary"
"But obituaries aren't even on the front page!"
"Oh, the one I'm looking for will be"
Next day: same again. And again.
Eventually, seller snaps. "Why DO you do that?"
"Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary"
"But obituaries aren't even on the front page!"
"Oh, the one I'm looking for will be"
Mar 14, 2022 07:33:26 #
Mar 14, 2022 08:25:27 #
Good morning JC,
Absolutely excellent!!!
Our entire / beautiful / wonderful world is waiting for that obit - along with just one other which we will recognize by the detestable and reviled "orange" face. The planet will be so much safer minus these two bi-pedal slime molds.
All the best to you and yours JC and keep 'em coming,
Terry
Absolutely excellent!!!
Our entire / beautiful / wonderful world is waiting for that obit - along with just one other which we will recognize by the detestable and reviled "orange" face. The planet will be so much safer minus these two bi-pedal slime molds.
All the best to you and yours JC and keep 'em coming,
Terry
Mar 14, 2022 08:33:44 #
keywest305
Loc: Baltimore Md.
Yeah. Biden is amazing. He us just moving us along...straight to a collapse
Mar 14, 2022 09:01:19 #
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Mar 14, 2022 11:01:58 #
Wanderer2
Loc: Colorado Rocky Mountains
Jerry, my initial reaction to this post was "What could possibly be humerous in Moscow these days," or something similar. But you found it!! I'll be wishfully thinking about it as I send my next donation to the Save the Children organization to help the children in Ukraine. No wonder you know who during conferences sits at the far end of a very long table with no one near him.
Thanks for posting this.
Thanks for posting this.
Mar 14, 2022 13:17:29 #
jerryc41 wrote:
Moscow man buys newspaper, glances at front page, throws it straight out.
Next day: same again. And again.
Eventually, seller snaps. "Why DO you do that?"
"Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary"
"But obituaries aren't even on the front page!"
"Oh, the one I'm looking for will be"
Next day: same again. And again.
Eventually, seller snaps. "Why DO you do that?"
"Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary"
"But obituaries aren't even on the front page!"
"Oh, the one I'm looking for will be"
I can't wait for the same headline either.
Mar 14, 2022 23:47:48 #
jerryc41 wrote:
Moscow man buys newspaper, glances at front page, throws it straight out.
Next day: same again. And again.
Eventually, seller snaps. "Why DO you do that?"
"Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary"
"But obituaries aren't even on the front page!"
"Oh, the one I'm looking for will be"
Next day: same again. And again.
Eventually, seller snaps. "Why DO you do that?"
"Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary"
"But obituaries aren't even on the front page!"
"Oh, the one I'm looking for will be"
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