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Feb 5, 2022 09:51:23   #
Dannj
 
lamiaceae wrote:
"Jokes" that have to be explained are failures. I don't even get that what ever it was you posted.


Try “listening” with an accent…maybe deep Southern US?😳

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Feb 5, 2022 10:06:59   #
frankraney Loc: Clovis, Ca.
 
tnturk wrote:
What’s the difference between photos and a foot?

A foot has five toes!


Your foot only has one toe.

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Feb 5, 2022 10:16:40   #
St.Mary's
 
A recent comment from my eight year old grand daughter: "Your jokes aren't that funny, Grandpa. They might've been when you were little, but not this century." I suspect her comment would apply to this joke about "photos and foot toes"

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Feb 5, 2022 11:25:55   #
rdgreenwood Loc: Kennett Square, Pennsylvania
 
tnturk wrote:
What’s the difference between photos and a foot?

A foot has five toes!
I’d have said “A foot has real toes.” Get it?

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Feb 5, 2022 11:28:43   #
frankraney Loc: Clovis, Ca.
 
rdgreenwood wrote:
I’d have said “A foot has real toes.” Get it?


No.

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Feb 5, 2022 11:31:42   #
DirtFarmer Loc: Escaped from the NYC area, back to MA
 
rdgreenwood wrote:
I’d have said “A foot has real toes.” Get it?


I will admit that in my manymany years with a camera I have generated a lot of fauxtos.

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Feb 5, 2022 11:37:20   #
frankraney Loc: Clovis, Ca.
 
DirtFarmer wrote:
I will admit that in my manymany years with a camera I have generated a lot of fauxtos.



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Feb 5, 2022 11:55:48   #
rdgreenwood Loc: Kennett Square, Pennsylvania
 
frankraney wrote:
No.
Dirtfarmer did. “Photos” = “faux toes.”

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Feb 5, 2022 12:12:11   #
Dannj
 
tnturk wrote:
What’s the difference between photos and a foot?

A foot has five toes!


I would have said the difference is one toe😳

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Feb 5, 2022 12:31:07   #
lamiaceae Loc: San Luis Obispo County, CA
 
Dannj wrote:
Try “listening” with an accent…maybe deep Southern US?😳


I listen to a lot of Blues Music with Ebonics (Slang English). But I still don't get it. Growing up and living all my life in California shields me from understanding these sort of or regional jokes not based an Standard English-Mexican Spanish sounds. Photo and foot, what, toes, toe?

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Feb 5, 2022 12:31:20   #
ecblackiii Loc: Maryland
 
lame

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Feb 5, 2022 12:44:19   #
rdgreenwood Loc: Kennett Square, Pennsylvania
 
lamiaceae wrote:
I listen to a lot of Blues Music with Ebonics (Slang English). But I still don't get it. Growing up and living all my life in California shields me from understanding these sort of or regional jokes not based an Standard English-Mexican Spanish sounds. Photo and foot, what, toes, toe?
Sound it out: “pho - to” or “faux - toe.”

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Feb 5, 2022 12:47:05   #
Old Coot
 
tnturk wrote:
What’s the difference between photos and a foot?

A foot has five toes!


Pho-Tos (Four Toes)

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Feb 5, 2022 12:47:10   #
sippyjug104 Loc: Missouri
 
UGGGG...!! But, it made me chuckle so thanks for that.

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Feb 5, 2022 13:08:29   #
Dannj
 
lamiaceae wrote:
I listen to a lot of Blues Music with Ebonics (Slang English). But I still don't get it. Growing up and living all my life in California shields me from understanding these sort of or regional jokes not based an Standard English-Mexican Spanish sounds. Photo and foot, what, toes, toe?


I’m thinking photos = four toes (fo toes?)
(think: one, two, three, fo, ….)
A foot = five toes
Difference = one toe

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