A New Shirt
Jan 16, 2022 09:18:32 #
While I was working in the men's section of a department store, a woman asked me to help her choose a white dress shirt for her husband.
When I asked about his size, the woman looked stumped at first, then her face brightened. She held up her hands, forming a circle with her forefingers and thumbs.
"I don't know his size," she said, "but my hands fit PERFECTLY around his neck."
When I asked about his size, the woman looked stumped at first, then her face brightened. She held up her hands, forming a circle with her forefingers and thumbs.
"I don't know his size," she said, "but my hands fit PERFECTLY around his neck."
Jan 16, 2022 10:06:14 #
Jan 16, 2022 16:52:48 #
Jan 17, 2022 09:37:42 #
I had a similar experience during college working in a department store. Same scenario: a middle aged woman asked me for help and while we were going thru various shirt/tie combinations a co-worker, very attractive 20 year old woman, came over and said she really liked this one set we had picked out. The woman looked at my co-worker then at the shirt/tie and said “We’ll, we’re not buying these!”
Jan 17, 2022 09:46:24 #
Well, while we are on a kick of shopping humour...
A man was waiting in the store for his wife who was trying on lingerie.
A saleslady came up to the man and asked, "Can I help you with anything?"
The man was very uncomfortable and nervous being there, so he blurted out, "Ahh... umm... do you have anything for men?"
The saleslady smiled and said, "Sir, everything here is for men!"
A man was waiting in the store for his wife who was trying on lingerie.
A saleslady came up to the man and asked, "Can I help you with anything?"
The man was very uncomfortable and nervous being there, so he blurted out, "Ahh... umm... do you have anything for men?"
The saleslady smiled and said, "Sir, everything here is for men!"
Jan 17, 2022 09:53:24 #
Jan 17, 2022 12:51:31 #
Alafoto
Loc: Montgomery, AL
Roger Dickinson wrote:
Was the dress shirt was for her husband's viewing? How did he die?
S l o w l y !
Jan 17, 2022 17:18:35 #
Jan 17, 2022 18:23:42 #
JohnFrim wrote:
Well, while we are on a kick of shopping humour...
A man was waiting in the store for his wife who was trying on lingerie.
A saleslady came up to the man and asked, "Can I help you with anything?"
The man was very uncomfortable and nervous being there, so he blurted out, "Ahh... umm... do you have anything for men?"
The saleslady smiled and said, "Sir, everything here is for men!"
A man was waiting in the store for his wife who was trying on lingerie.
A saleslady came up to the man and asked, "Can I help you with anything?"
The man was very uncomfortable and nervous being there, so he blurted out, "Ahh... umm... do you have anything for men?"
The saleslady smiled and said, "Sir, everything here is for men!"
She was probably the top sales person.
Jan 18, 2022 00:29:07 #
RodeoMan
Loc: St Joseph, Missouri
When I first read this, I thought it was thumb and forefinger and thought this is going to be interesting. Then I saw it was "thumbs" and "forefingers" plural. Still as it is, it sounds like the guy has a neck like stack of dimes.
Jan 18, 2022 01:02:15 #
mundy-F2
Loc: Chicago suburban area
Kraken wrote:
While I was working in the men's section of a department store, a woman asked me to help her choose a white dress shirt for her husband.
When I asked about his size, the woman looked stumped at first, then her face brightened. She held up her hands, forming a circle with her forefingers and thumbs.
"I don't know his size," she said, "but my hands fit PERFECTLY around his neck."
When I asked about his size, the woman looked stumped at first, then her face brightened. She held up her hands, forming a circle with her forefingers and thumbs.
"I don't know his size," she said, "but my hands fit PERFECTLY around his neck."
I put on a new shirt today and now I have two shirts.
Mundy
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