More Olives
Jan 4, 2022 09:55:08 #
A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, when he was full of martinis and the jar was full of olives, he staggered out.
"Well," said a customer, "I never saw anything as peculiar as that!"
"What's so peculiar about it?" the bartender said. "His wife sent him out for a jar of olives."
"Well," said a customer, "I never saw anything as peculiar as that!"
"What's so peculiar about it?" the bartender said. "His wife sent him out for a jar of olives."
Jan 4, 2022 10:04:58 #
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Jan 4, 2022 15:42:14 #
kpsk_sony wrote:
Ahhh! Martinis, the only drink that reduced me (literally) to my hands and knees.
We always went by the adage “ Martini’s are like breasts, 1 is not enough and 3 is too many”
Jan 5, 2022 09:16:28 #
I remember a drunk explaining his problem. He did not like drinking martinis but he had an addiction to olives!
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