Humor. Hollywood couple to split
Dec 13, 2021 01:22:11 #
Alarm in Tinseltown! After many years Mickey Mouse is leaving Minnie. They are in court with their attorneys.
Mickey's lawyer addresses the judge. "Your Honor, my client is seeking a divorce. He is unable to live with Minnie because she is psychotic."
At this point, Mickey jumps up and shouts "No, no! That's not what I said!"
The lawyer , surprised and puzzled, tells Mickey, "Don't you remember you told me that you couldn't tolerate her because she's crazy?"
"No! No!" squeaks Mickey, "that's not what I said! I told you I wanted to get rid of Minnie cuz she's f***ing Goofy!!"
Mickey's lawyer addresses the judge. "Your Honor, my client is seeking a divorce. He is unable to live with Minnie because she is psychotic."
At this point, Mickey jumps up and shouts "No, no! That's not what I said!"
The lawyer , surprised and puzzled, tells Mickey, "Don't you remember you told me that you couldn't tolerate her because she's crazy?"
"No! No!" squeaks Mickey, "that's not what I said! I told you I wanted to get rid of Minnie cuz she's f***ing Goofy!!"
Dec 13, 2021 05:59:27 #
Talk about an oldie. This one came right after "Why did the chicken cross the road"?
Dec 13, 2021 08:11:14 #
Peterfiore wrote:
Talk about an oldie. This one came right after "Why did the chicken cross the road"?
Why DID the chicken cross the road
Dec 13, 2021 08:16:13 #
The chicken crossed the road simply to show the 'possum that it could be done.
Dec 13, 2021 08:17:35 #
kvanhook wrote:
The chicken crossed the road simply to show the 'possum that it could be done.
Perfect!!!!!!!!
Dec 14, 2021 10:12:46 #
Peterfiore wrote:
Talk about an oldie. This one came right after "Why did the chicken cross the road"?
And both are still funny....
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