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Once upon a time, a pretty young lady was walking through the woods alone when she became aware of a faint voice speaking, although she didn't see anyone. Looking all around, she noticed a frog on the ground. She picked it up and. sure enough, it was the frog who had been talking.

As she held the frog in her hand, he told her that he was actually a young man who, he related with some modesty, girls had found to be attractive. Unfortunately, a sorceress had placed a spell on him, transforming him into a frog. He further told her that the spell could only be broken if a young lady took him into her home and into her bed with her. Feeling sympathy for the frog.she agreed to do this.

The next morning when she awoke, lying next to her, instead of a frog there was a handsome, buffed young man.

Do you know that from that day to this, her parents still do not believe her

MSW

did she meet the frog in, say, the local dive bar? and what had they been smoking to make up such a silly story? and where might i find some?

raymondh Loc: Walker, MI

St.Mary's

Difference between fairy tale and war story: Fairy tale begins "once upon a time". War story begins "this is no shit".

adrianpd

When I heard this the protagonist was under 16 years of age and the story was presented to the judge as a defense.

olddutch Loc: Beloit, Wisconsin

There has been a lot of stories about Bar Time girls, I suppose there are just as many about Men at bar Time. It greatly improves their looks. In the AM “I brought that Home with me”?????OMG.