Pfizer Claims Vaccine Will Reduce Average Daily Child COVID Deaths From Almost Zero To Almost Zero
Oct 30, 2021 17:23:19 #
NEW YORK, NY—In a moment celebrated by all hard-working lobbyists, Pfizer announced that the COVID-19 vaccine will reduce average daily child COVID deaths from almost zero all the way down to almost zero.
“These are phenomenal results. Our internal studies have proven a microscopic benefit to an even more microscopic risk to children,” stated Dee Pimbly, head of Pfizer’s Department of Propaganda to a crowd of journalists who have not allowed their own children to bask in the warm glow of sunlight, or interact with other children for almost no reason whatsoever.
FDA officials praised Pfizer for fighting a virus that is the leading killer of children after cancer, vehicular accidents, suicide, heart disease, drowning, suffocation, the flu, meteors from space, and slipping on a banana peel. Experts say the vaccine will probably kill more kids than it saves, but it's ok because science.
When asked about any safety concerns, an FDA official replied, “We’re excited to start giving it to them so we can find out.”
https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-claims-vaccine-will-reduce-average-daily-child-covid-deaths-from-almost-zero-to-almost-zero
“These are phenomenal results. Our internal studies have proven a microscopic benefit to an even more microscopic risk to children,” stated Dee Pimbly, head of Pfizer’s Department of Propaganda to a crowd of journalists who have not allowed their own children to bask in the warm glow of sunlight, or interact with other children for almost no reason whatsoever.
FDA officials praised Pfizer for fighting a virus that is the leading killer of children after cancer, vehicular accidents, suicide, heart disease, drowning, suffocation, the flu, meteors from space, and slipping on a banana peel. Experts say the vaccine will probably kill more kids than it saves, but it's ok because science.
When asked about any safety concerns, an FDA official replied, “We’re excited to start giving it to them so we can find out.”
https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-claims-vaccine-will-reduce-average-daily-child-covid-deaths-from-almost-zero-to-almost-zero
Oct 30, 2021 17:59:42 #
Evil knows no bounds. Maybe if children start dying people will wake up
Oct 30, 2021 18:11:18 #
Oct 31, 2021 02:22:01 #
soba1 wrote:
Evil knows no bounds. Maybe if children start dying people will wake up
Certainly an evil statement.
Oct 31, 2021 08:22:54 #
More deaths than chickenpox, for which we vaccinate kids. Most adults are immune, so this vaccination is much more questionable, but most people think that even a few hundred preventable child deaths per year is too many. But a major point of childhood COVID vaccinations is NOT to prevent childhood deaths, but to stop the pandemic. Of course, we also do not k ow what long-term effects children who have recovered from COVID may have. This can be not just the "long-haul" symptoms that we have been reading about, but other problems - for example, people who were infants exposed to the "Spanish Flu" were 2 to 3 times more likely to develop Parkinson's Disease later in life than those who were not.
Oct 31, 2021 09:26:04 #
Rose42 wrote:
NEW YORK, NY—In a moment celebrated by all hard-wo... (show quote)
Funny!! I love the BB!
Oct 31, 2021 09:27:24 #
sb wrote:
More deaths than chickenpox, for which we vaccinat... (show quote)
So we vaccinate children because of what MIGHT happen to them 50 years in the future? Thats sorta like not letting 18year olds drive because some might die in a car crash in their 50's. FACT--More young kids die each year of the seasonal flu than of covid
Oct 31, 2021 10:26:06 #
Oct 31, 2021 10:57:47 #
Rose42 wrote:
It is funny. But even humor starts arguments. Lol
Yep, tell me about it.
Oct 31, 2021 11:05:54 #
Oct 31, 2021 11:19:25 #
flip1948 wrote:
Certainly an evil statement.
Well it’s killing a lot of grown ups
If you support mandates own this one, leave the children alone.
Oct 31, 2021 12:47:13 #
soba1 wrote:
Well it’s killing a lot of grown ups
If you support mandates own this one, leave the children alone.
If you support mandates own this one, leave the children alone.
I don't support FEDERAL mandates. And covid is dangerous for only 2 groups. Those with co-morbidities, andt those over 65. For others the risk of dying is less than 0.1 % About the same as dying in a car crash. A 99.9 % survival rate
Oct 31, 2021 15:07:06 #
thom w
Loc: San Jose, CA
soba1 wrote:
Evil knows no bounds. Maybe if children start dying people will wake up
Is that what you hope for? No accusations here, but that is what your post sounds like.
Oct 31, 2021 15:10:13 #
thom w
Loc: San Jose, CA
boberic wrote:
I don't support FEDERAL mandates. And covid is dangerous for only 2 groups. Those with co-morbidities, andt those over 65. For others the risk of dying is less than 0.1 % About the same as dying in a car crash. A 99.9 % survival rate
You say that all the time, but those two groups represent a large number of people.
Oct 31, 2021 15:18:50 #
thom w wrote:
Is that what you hope for? No accusations here, but that is what your post sounds like.
Leave the darn children alone 😡
If you want to reply, then register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.