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Oct 27, 2021 01:13:44   #
Eff Ess in Ess Eff
 
A group of guys was standing around, telling jokes, as often happened back in the day. One starts off with "These two Jewish boys were walking down the street..." , when another interrupts with "Stop! Hold it right there! I'm sick and tired of so many jokes about Jews. Why can't you tell one about boys who aren't Jewish?"
"Well. that's how this story goes."
"Well, change it. Make it about boys who aren't Jewish'"
"Like what?"
"Pick any group. Make them Chinese."
"O.K., O;K....These two Chinese boys were walking down the street on their way to Bar Mitzvah lessons.."

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Oct 27, 2021 01:16:38   #
Vector
 
LOL!

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Oct 27, 2021 02:09:59   #
KindaSpikey Loc: English living in San Diego
 
And the Jewish boys were returning from their dojo.

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Oct 27, 2021 03:14:43   #
Vector
 
KindaSpikey wrote:
And the Jewish boys were returning from their dojo.


LOL!!!! Good one!

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Oct 27, 2021 08:21:03   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 


About sums things up anymore.....

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Oct 27, 2021 12:05:01   #
rmorrison1116 Loc: Near Valley Forge, Pennsylvania
 
Well, there are Jewish Chinese boys so why not.

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Oct 27, 2021 13:33:27   #
RiJoRi Loc: Sandy Ridge, NC
 
About a century ago, someone loaned me a double book of ethnic jokes. Reading them, I realized that many were the same joke; only the ethnicity had changed! I decided then and there to use generic ethnic jokes: "Did you hear about the ethnic who..." and let people fill in their preferred group.

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Oct 28, 2021 09:25:29   #
BrianFlaherty Loc: Wilseyville, CA
 
In 1956, an incident occurred at Northwestern University. A student by the name of Sherman Wu was denied entry to a fraternity because he was an Asian-American; and, there was a BIG "stink" made on campus about the fraternity's prejudicial action. Arthur Winner wrote a song ["The Ballad of Sherman Wu"] which Pete Seeger recorded. The final verse sums it up nicely. . . .

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?view=detail&mid=21E883D0C5457F2DF35621E883D0C5457F2DF356&ru=%2fsearch%3fform%3dMOZLBR%26pc%3dMOZI%26q%3dBallad%2bof%2bSherman%2bWu%252C%2blyrics

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Oct 28, 2021 09:53:01   #
phlash46 Loc: Westchester County, New York
 

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Oct 28, 2021 13:15:51   #
TonyF Loc: Bradenton, FL
 

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Oct 28, 2021 16:58:19   #
AviRoad Loc: Westchester County, NY
 
Good one!



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Oct 28, 2021 17:23:19   #
lbrande
 
Eff Ess in Ess Eff wrote:
A group of guys was standing around, telling jokes, as often happened back in the day. One starts off with "These two Jewish boys were walking down the street..." , when another interrupts with "Stop! Hold it right there! I'm sick and tired of so many jokes about Jews. Why can't you tell one about boys who aren't Jewish?"
"Well. that's how this story goes."
"Well, change it. Make it about boys who aren't Jewish'"
"Like what?"
"Pick any group. Make them Chinese."
"O.K., O;K....These two Chinese boys were walking down the street on their way to Bar Mitzvah lessons.."
A group of guys was standing around, telling jokes... (show quote)



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