TWO
> OLD MEN DECIDE THEY
> ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT
> ON THE TOWN.
> AFTER
> A FEW
> DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL
> ..
> THE MADAM
> TAKES ONE LOOK AT
> THE TWO OLD GEEZERS ANDWHISPERS TO HER
> MANAGER,
>
> 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT
> AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK,
> I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM.
> THEY WON'T KNOW
> THE DIFFERENCE.'
>
> THE MANAGER
> DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE
> CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
>
> AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME
> THE FIRST MAN SAYS,'YOU KNOW, I THINK
> MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'
>
>
> 'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY
> THAT?''WELL, SHE NEVER
> MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING
> HER.'
>
>
> HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A
> WITCH.'
>
> 'A WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY
> THAT?''WELL, I WAS
> MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I
> GAVEHER A LITTLE
> BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW..... TOOK MY
> TEETH WITH
> IT
>
>
>
I just posted this exact story less than two weeks ago
I apologize ,my mistake did not see it .
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