The secret to aging well
Oct 6, 2021 13:23:48 #
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured below:,
She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a
big joint. Apart from that, I drink a bottle of Jack Daniels every
week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and I
don't exercise at all."
“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
“ Forty," she replied
She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a
big joint. Apart from that, I drink a bottle of Jack Daniels every
week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and I
don't exercise at all."
“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
“ Forty," she replied
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I was forty once. I started over and did it again. Now working on the third time around.
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My late great-grandmother once told me that she dipped snuff from the time she was 9-years old. She died at the age of 98. To this day, I believe that the snuff is what killed her.
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