Rose42

BALTIMORE—A new study released Friday by researchers at Johns Hopkins University revealed that the novel coronavirus Covid-19 was frequently fooled by fake vaccine cards. “We found that when presented with a counterfeit vaccination card, Covid-19 was unable to distinguish it from the real thing approximately 7 out of 10 times,” said researcher Sharon Hirschinger, who noted that the study provided “strong and promising evidence” that the falsified records could provide significant protection against the novel coronavirus when presented by unvaccinated individuals gathering at restaurants, concerts, nightclubs. “It’s easily deceived. Just flash your card and the virus won’t know the difference. In terms of reducing the risk of contracting Covid-19 and experiencing its most severe symptoms, including hospitalization and even death, this study confirms that fake vaccination cards are practically the next best thing to getting vaccinated.” At press time, the FDA had granted fake vaccine cards emergency use authorization in the fight against Covid-19.

https://www.theonion.com/study-finds-virus-frequently-fooled-by-fake-vaccine-car-1847696696

rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona

That might explain why some folks, who claim to be vaccinated, are still contracting Covid.
--Bob

Racmanaz Loc: Sunny Tucson!

Ut oh! Bozo is going to come after you again for posted a false story lol.

thom w Loc: San Jose, CA

She attributed it. I don't see a problem.

Racmanaz Loc: Sunny Tucson!

Rose attributed the one before as well and Bozo still attacked her.

sb Loc: Florida's East Coast

The Onion is a satirical site. Stories it publishes have a kernal of truth liberally fertilized by irony and satire.

Racmanaz Loc: Sunny Tucson!

Yes I am aware of that and stated that in my first response.

cwp3420

Say it ain’t so!!

rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona

Crap!!! That was my primary source of news. It seemed to be the only one that made sense.
--Bob

Racmanaz Loc: Sunny Tucson!

Nothing gets passed you does it?

Rose42