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Aug 23, 2021 23:42:45   #
Eff Ess in Ess Eff
 
Two lions stop in a bar. Lion 1 notices a sketchy-looking blonde sitting on a barstool. surveying the scene. Ravenously hungry, he devours her in one fell swoop.
After leaving the bar, Lion 1 tells Lion 2, " I'm beginning to feel to feel sick, kinda woozy".
Lion 2 opines, "Maybe it's that barbituate"

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Aug 24, 2021 00:05:40   #
Dikdik Loc: Winnipeg, Canada
 
good...

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Aug 24, 2021 04:59:59   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 

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Aug 24, 2021 06:50:29   #
jsmangis Loc: Peoria, IL
 
Eff Ess in Ess Eff wrote:
Two lions stop in a bar. Lion 1 notices a sketchy-looking blonde sitting on a barstool. surveying the scene. Ravenously hungry, he devours her in one fell swoop.
After leaving the bar, Lion 1 tells Lion 2, " I'm beginning to feel to feel sick, kinda woozy".
Lion 2 opines, "Maybe it's that barbituate"

GROAN

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Aug 24, 2021 07:56:27   #
Dannj
 
Had to read it a second time…then I spit out my coffee😂

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Aug 24, 2021 08:06:09   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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Aug 24, 2021 10:13:21   #
Xinloi6870
 
Eff Ess in Ess Eff wrote:
Two lions stop in a bar. Lion 1 notices a sketchy-looking blonde sitting on a barstool. surveying the scene. Ravenously hungry, he devours her in one fell swoop.
After leaving the bar, Lion 1 tells Lion 2, " I'm beginning to feel to feel sick, kinda woozy".
Lion 2 opines, "Maybe it's that barbituate"


Now that’s funny right there.

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Aug 24, 2021 10:36:01   #
SoHillGuy Loc: Washington
 

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Aug 24, 2021 13:21:38   #
Ava'sPapa Loc: Cheshire, Ct.
 
Like it!

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Aug 24, 2021 14:53:07   #
SnoShuSam Loc: Texas, (ex Virginian)
 
He who would "pun", would pick a pocket! But it was good.

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Aug 24, 2021 22:29:03   #
quagmire Loc: Greenwood,South Carolina
 
old pun

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Aug 24, 2021 23:48:40   #
SnoShuSam Loc: Texas, (ex Virginian)
 
Very old, but so am I.

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Aug 25, 2021 00:19:10   #
Eff Ess in Ess Eff
 
jsmangis wrote:
GROAN


Thanks. That is high praise for a pun.

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Aug 25, 2021 00:40:35   #
Valenta Loc: Top of NZ
 

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Aug 25, 2021 01:26:19   #
Vince68 Loc: Wappingers Falls, NY
 
LOL, good one.

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