I believe this was an ATTIC joke, if I am in the wrong place wrong I apologize.




*IT KNOWS DISTANCE: At 1.5 meters from someone it drops to the ground but any closer and it will kill you.

*IT CAN COUNT: As long as there are no more than 5 in a room you are safe, any more than that though and it will kill you.

*IT KNOWS WHAT BUILDINGS IT IS IN: If you’re in a Stadium or Bunnings you’re ok, but if you are at a Restaurant or in Aged Care it will kill you.

*IT KNOWS IF YOU ARE EATING: If you are eating you can take your mask off in a restaurant, but if you are not eating you had better put your mask on because it will kill you.

*IT KNOWS WHETHER YOU ARE STANDING OR SITTING IN A PUB/CLUB: If you are sitting and drinking you will be ok, but if you stand up and drink it will kill you.

*IT KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TALKING AND SINGING: If you talk you will be ok, but if you sing it will kill you.

*IT KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN INSTRUMENTS: If you play drums you will be safe, but if you play the flute it will kill you.

* IT KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHURCH AND PROTESTS: If you protest you will be ok, but if you go to Church it will kill you.

*IT KNOWS IF YOU ARE AN ESSENTIAL WORKER OR NOT: If you’re an Essential Worker you can go to work and be safe even though you deal with multiple different people every day, but if you are not an Essential Worker, say an Office Worker, and you work inside with the same people every day, you had better work from home or it will kill you.


"ALTHOUGH I STILL CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW IT TELLS PEOPLE TO HOARD TOILET PAPER..!!!"