The old Lady
Aug 19, 2021 12:19:15 #
One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.
He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering.
He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money on the plate.
A very quiet, elderly, and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand.
The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly, she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanks asked her to pick out three hymns.
Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building, and said, "I'll take him and him and him."
He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering.
He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money on the plate.
A very quiet, elderly, and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand.
The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly, she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanks asked her to pick out three hymns.
Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building, and said, "I'll take him and him and him."
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Aug 19, 2021 12:35:47 #
I'm with DianeL on this one.
--Bob
--Bob
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This reminds me of a joke...There was a wedding in the Nudist Camp, even the Pastor had nothing to wear. During the ceremony the Pastor turning to the Groom and said "Do you George take Mary as your Wedded Wife?" Happily the Groom replied "Yes I do".
Then turning to the Bride, he said "Do you Mary take George as your Wedded Husband?" The Bride was hesitating and turned around facing the Guests, pointing to one gentleman on the first row she said: "I take him as my Wedded Husband!"
Then turning to the Bride, he said "Do you Mary take George as your Wedded Husband?" The Bride was hesitating and turned around facing the Guests, pointing to one gentleman on the first row she said: "I take him as my Wedded Husband!"
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