Dirty Blond Joke
Aug 6, 2021 20:56:32 #
A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting.
'What's up?' she asks.
“I think I'm having a heart attack,” cries the husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son says, "Mommy, Mommy, Aunty Shirley is hiding in the closet & she has no clothes on!"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband rips open the closet door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.
'You rotten Bitch', she screams. 'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!
'What's up?' she asks.
“I think I'm having a heart attack,” cries the husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son says, "Mommy, Mommy, Aunty Shirley is hiding in the closet & she has no clothes on!"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband rips open the closet door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.
'You rotten Bitch', she screams. 'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!
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