Ten reasons why...
Jul 27, 2021 15:45:05 #
...you should turn your guns to the government
So, you still have guns in your house, huh?
First of all, shame on you. Second of all, we realize you may be slightly hesitant about just turning them all over to the government, so we put together a list of reasons (out of the hundreds of reasons) you should just turn in your guns right now. Read and learn, you bitter clinger!
1) The government is very trustworthy and would never hurt anyone: Also, they have nukes. Resistance is futile. Just hand 'em over!
2) With your gun safe empty, you now have a neat place to hide when robbers break into your home: Let your gun safe keep YOU safe! As an added bonus, you can now use your gun safe to store all your surgical masks and vaccination cards!
3) Instead of shooting clays on Thanksgiving, you can play great games with your family, like Monopoly: Nothing brings a family together like Monopoly!
4) The government needs your guns so they can shoot people trying to sell loose cigarettes: Donate your firearms to the noble cause of fighting the evil forces trying to sell untaxed cigarettes to people who can't afford a full pack!
5) You can spend the time you used to spend at the gun range educating yourself: With time, maybe you can learn to be less problematic.
6) The government will donate your guns to a noble cause: Like drug cartels and insurgents in the Middle East. Think of how much good your gun could be doing right now in the government's hands!
7) You can rest assured knowing that criminals will turn in their guns too: Criminals always do the right thing when given the chance.
8) Now you can defend your home with a cool spiked mace and broadsword: Come on—who doesn't want to do this? Turn in your gun and defend your home like a REAL man.
9) You'll be a rich man not having to buy ammo: Aren't you tired of getting in fights with your wife about how much you spend on guns and ammo? Plus, you'll have more money to spend on masks!
10) What's the worst that could happen? Just give it a try! Could be fun, actually!
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So, you still have guns in your house, huh?
First of all, shame on you. Second of all, we realize you may be slightly hesitant about just turning them all over to the government, so we put together a list of reasons (out of the hundreds of reasons) you should just turn in your guns right now. Read and learn, you bitter clinger!
1) The government is very trustworthy and would never hurt anyone: Also, they have nukes. Resistance is futile. Just hand 'em over!
2) With your gun safe empty, you now have a neat place to hide when robbers break into your home: Let your gun safe keep YOU safe! As an added bonus, you can now use your gun safe to store all your surgical masks and vaccination cards!
3) Instead of shooting clays on Thanksgiving, you can play great games with your family, like Monopoly: Nothing brings a family together like Monopoly!
4) The government needs your guns so they can shoot people trying to sell loose cigarettes: Donate your firearms to the noble cause of fighting the evil forces trying to sell untaxed cigarettes to people who can't afford a full pack!
5) You can spend the time you used to spend at the gun range educating yourself: With time, maybe you can learn to be less problematic.
6) The government will donate your guns to a noble cause: Like drug cartels and insurgents in the Middle East. Think of how much good your gun could be doing right now in the government's hands!
7) You can rest assured knowing that criminals will turn in their guns too: Criminals always do the right thing when given the chance.
8) Now you can defend your home with a cool spiked mace and broadsword: Come on—who doesn't want to do this? Turn in your gun and defend your home like a REAL man.
9) You'll be a rich man not having to buy ammo: Aren't you tired of getting in fights with your wife about how much you spend on guns and ammo? Plus, you'll have more money to spend on masks!
10) What's the worst that could happen? Just give it a try! Could be fun, actually!
NOT SATIRE: With over 85,000 active listings, Armslist.com is the world’s number one firearms classifieds website! Join now to browse your local area for amazing face-to-face deals, shop nationwide from our network of over 1300 FFL dealers, and sell your items in your local area! No sales fees, no-nonsense! Sign up now!
Jul 27, 2021 17:03:39 #
FRENCHY wrote:
...you should turn your guns to the government br ... (show quote)
Browsing is free but are you sure about buying or selling ? And don’t forget the PayPal fee if you are selling .
Just wondering
Jul 27, 2021 18:16:40 #
I've been waiting for this. Where does the line start. I can finally get rid of these nasty things. I won't be tempted any more to shot that burglar as he breaks into my house. Then the cops would haul me away on a charge of attempted murder because I wouldn't have a kill shot. Then the burglar would sue me for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and take all my money which he couldn't find.
So where does the line start?
So where does the line start?
Jul 27, 2021 21:26:57 #
tramsey wrote:
I've been waiting for this. Where does the line start. I can finally get rid of these nasty things. I won't be tempted any more to shot that burglar as he breaks into my house. Then the cops would haul me away on a charge of attempted murder because I wouldn't have a kill shot. Then the burglar would sue me for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and take all my money which he couldn't find.
So where does the line start?
So where does the line start?
How many times have you been burgled? Don't your hands get
cramped up, holding that gun sitting in the dark night after night
waiting for your elusive burglar. What a crazy life you scared people have.
Jul 27, 2021 22:48:46 #
Kraken wrote:
How many times have you been burgled? Don't your hands get
cramped up, holding that gun sitting in the dark night after night
waiting for your elusive burglar. What a crazy life you scared people have.
cramped up, holding that gun sitting in the dark night after night
waiting for your elusive burglar. What a crazy life you scared people have.
My cars have been broken into 3 times and a generator was stolen, while it was working, post-hurricane. I have a finger-keyed gun safe in my nightstand. If someone comes into my home, I'm shooting them and if I mortally wound them, I'll wait for them to die before I call the authorities.
Jul 28, 2021 00:34:03 #
Jul 28, 2021 06:29:45 #
InfiniteISO wrote:
My cars have been broken into 3 times and a generator was stolen, while it was working, post-hurricane. I have a finger-keyed gun safe in my nightstand. If someone comes into my home, I'm shooting them and if I mortally wound them, I'll wait for them to die before I call the authorities.
Great neighborhood you live in.
What is it like living in constant fear because I have no idea what that is like?
Jul 28, 2021 10:24:38 #
Kraken wrote:
How many times have you been burgled? Don't your hands get
cramped up, holding that gun sitting in the dark night after night
waiting for your elusive burglar. What a crazy life you scared people have.
cramped up, holding that gun sitting in the dark night after night
waiting for your elusive burglar. What a crazy life you scared people have.
We are NOT scared, but vigilant, like crossing streets.'
With a population of 1300 where you exist, not too many problems aren't they? That's VERY good, don't move you have a beautiful place., but ...sometimes s...ts happen, even in Canada, where self-defence is not welcome.
Jul 28, 2021 10:31:00 #
tramsey wrote:
I've been waiting for this. Where does the line start. I can finally get rid of these nasty things. I won't be tempted any more to shot that burglar as he breaks into my house. Then the cops would haul me away on a charge of attempted murder because I wouldn't have a kill shot. Then the burglar would sue me for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and take all my money which he couldn't find.
So where does the line start?
So where does the line start?
Of course, sheep are waiting for the shearer right? I rather take my chances with being alive and judged by 12 than carried by 6 to the final hole.
The dumbass alive? OK, it will take my money? fine, at least I'm breathing and can contemplate the rest of my life ...good or bad. Hey, OJ got an exit right so?
Being afraid is good but I don't call this AFRAID, just vigilant and making the right choices.
Jul 28, 2021 10:32:36 #
soba1 wrote:
I especially like #7. 👍🏾
You can be sure they will,
After all, WE have to believe the gov. for all the miracles they are doing, on both sides of course.
Jul 28, 2021 10:33:44 #
InfiniteISO wrote:
My cars have been broken into 3 times and a generator was stolen, while it was working, post-hurricane. I have a finger-keyed gun safe in my nightstand. If someone comes into my home, I'm shooting them and if I mortally wound them, I'll wait for them to die before I call the authorities.
HELL yes!
Jul 28, 2021 10:41:01 #
DennyT wrote:
Browsing is free but are you sure about buying or selling? And don’t forget the PayPal fee if you are selling .
Just wondering
Just wondering
IF, you buy a legal gun online at...Gunbroker American GUn etc... They send the gun to an FFL next to you, then YOU have to fill up 4473. BUT, you have to pay the sender first, no Paypal accepted...that I am aware of.
Jul 28, 2021 10:44:53 #
Kraken wrote:
How many times have you been burgled? Don't your hands get
cramped up, holding that gun sitting in the dark night after night
waiting for your elusive burglar. What a crazy life you scared people have.
cramped up, holding that gun sitting in the dark night after night
waiting for your elusive burglar. What a crazy life you scared people have.
Madawaska Valley is beautiful, too bad that you are soiling the scenery
Jul 28, 2021 10:53:57 #
FRENCHY wrote:
Madawaska Valley is beautiful, too bad that you are soiling the scenery
If you saw my place you wouldn't say that.
Jul 28, 2021 11:02:28 #
Kraken wrote:
If you saw my place you wouldn't say that.
No need to apologize, I know.
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