The old man.
Jul 12, 2021 12:23:19 #
It is the story of an old gentleman who has Alzheimer's disease.
His son, who loves him very much, decides with his him to place him in a nursing home.
The day of separation is coming. The son and his old man meet in the executive office with the director and a nurse.
While the son signs the papers, the old man gently leans to his right side
. The nurse jumps up and comes to stop the movement in extremis.
A few minutes later, the old man began to lean again, this time to the left. Once again, the nurse pounces and manages to stop the old man's fall
Sometime later, the old man's body begins to lean forward. This time, the nurse set him straight to his chair.
At that point, the son finished filling out the paperwork. He gets up and asks his father,
"So Dad, are you going to like it here?"
And the old man says,
Yes, I think. But in my opinion, they will never let me fart quietly.
His son, who loves him very much, decides with his him to place him in a nursing home.
The day of separation is coming. The son and his old man meet in the executive office with the director and a nurse.
While the son signs the papers, the old man gently leans to his right side
. The nurse jumps up and comes to stop the movement in extremis.
A few minutes later, the old man began to lean again, this time to the left. Once again, the nurse pounces and manages to stop the old man's fall
Sometime later, the old man's body begins to lean forward. This time, the nurse set him straight to his chair.
At that point, the son finished filling out the paperwork. He gets up and asks his father,
"So Dad, are you going to like it here?"
And the old man says,
Yes, I think. But in my opinion, they will never let me fart quietly.
Jul 13, 2021 07:53:54 #
Jul 13, 2021 08:21:40 #
FRENCHY wrote:
It is the story of an old gentleman who has Alzhei... (show quote)
I Heard that joke waaay back in the '50's!!
Jul 13, 2021 08:53:27 #
dadaist wrote:
I Heard that joke waaay back in the '50's!!
I heard it in the late 1980s. Still funny.
Jul 13, 2021 11:41:22 #
dadaist wrote:
I Heard that joke waaay back in the '50's!!
I'm glad to be the one who makes you ...remember.
are you that ...old? 
Jul 13, 2021 11:42:21 #
Jul 13, 2021 18:54:47 #
Cyberkinesis70
Loc: Northern Colorado
Yeah, I heard it too. I ain't as old as you apparently. It is still funny and there are people younger than us that didn't hear it or read it. It is as relevant as it was in the '50s. I do not mind reading old jokes. I really think you need a better life.
Jul 13, 2021 21:23:23 #
Cyberkinesis70 wrote:
Yeah, I heard it too. I ain't as old as you apparently. It is still funny and there are people younger than us that didn't hear it or read it. It is as relevant as it was in the '50s. I do not mind reading old jokes. I really think you need a better life.
Jul 14, 2021 01:59:20 #
RodeoMan
Loc: St Joseph, Missouri
I find it interesting that anytime someone posts a joke on this forum, there are invariably several folks who feel compelled to to let us know that they have heard the joke before, usually several years ago. I wonder if when they are listening to sermon if they say to the preacher "Reverend, I've heard that one before"
Jul 14, 2021 06:57:36 #
FRENCHY wrote:
I'm glad to be the one who makes you ...remember. are you that ...old?
are you that ...old? My body is, but my mind isn"t!!
Jul 24, 2021 09:55:59 #
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