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Almost Missed My Chance - Thank Goodness for Mr. Helms
Jul 8, 2021 14:23:00   #
pendennis
 
Found this in my SPAM folder; don't know why, since it's vital for my wealth.
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Airport Storage and Cargo Unit
Erie International Airport (Pennsylvania) PA 16505, USA


In view of your inability to receive your Consignment Box reg #:
HG1N8875B2 originally scheduled to be delivered to you by the agency foreign payment service United Kingdom. This Consignment box in a metal box valued $7,316,000USD (Seven Million, Three Hundred and Sixteen thousand United States dollars) arrived at Philadelphia International Airport via United Airlines Flight UA 4130.


I am writing to inform you that we have intercepted and investigated the said Consignment box and the investigation proved the legitimacy of its content. Note, your Consignment box was initially scheduled for delivery to you, The Diplomat who arrived with the Consignment made several attempts to reach you all efforts proved abortive so he decided to leave for his country but before he left he settled the delivery charges and left the Storage Keeping Charges unpaid due to the reasons that he did not know when you will make claim on the consignment and the Cargo and Storage Unit charges $35.00 for each day the Consignment box stays in our custody.


You are therefore advised to contact me back as we the Cargo Unit and U.S Customs are to assist you recover your Consignment box and deliver it to you, You are to contact me back to recover your Consignment or we will be compelled to list your Consignment Box as an unclaimed and maybe forfeited and moved to the United Kingdom for holding.


God Bless United States of America.


MR.GREG HELMS,
Director. Airport Storage and Cargo Unit Erie International Airport (Pennsylvania) PA 16505, USA eMAIL. greghhelms@gmail.com
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Jul 8, 2021 14:26:15   #
Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States
 

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Jul 8, 2021 15:41:31   #
tramsey Loc: Texas
 
Sounds impressive, better jump right on that. You don't want to miss your consignment box

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Jul 9, 2021 07:50:33   #
edwdickinson Loc: Ardmore PA
 
pendennis wrote:
Found this in my SPAM folder; don't know why, since it's vital for my wealth.



Ask Greg why if a diplomat brought it in it is sitting in customs since the box would be considered a diplomatic pouch and thus have diplomatic immunity from search.

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Jul 9, 2021 12:32:37   #
sippyjug104 Loc: Missouri
 
Tell him to take the storage fee and whatever it costs to re-ship it to you out of the bundle of cash in the container and send the rest of it to you and he can keep a million of it for his efforts.

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Jul 9, 2021 17:48:20   #
jackm1943 Loc: Omaha, Nebraska
 
Jeez, they didn't say how many days (at $35/day) it's been in storage. 😜

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