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Jul 5, 2021 12:54:52   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk.

She said: "I want to keep my house."
He said: "That's fine with me."

She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac.
" He said: "That's fine with me."

She said: "And I want to have relations 6 times a week.
" He said: "Put me down for Fridays."

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Jul 5, 2021 15:16:00   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 

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Jul 6, 2021 07:21:18   #
yssirk123 Loc: New Jersey
 

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Jul 6, 2021 07:47:46   #
samantha90 Loc: Fort Worth,Texas
 
FRENCHY wrote:
An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk.

She said: "I want to keep my house."
He said: "That's fine with me."

She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac.
" He said: "That's fine with me."

She said: "And I want to have relations 6 times a week.
" He said: "Put me down for Fridays."



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Jul 6, 2021 08:51:55   #
JRiepe Loc: Southern Illinois
 
At my age it would be every other Friday.

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Jul 6, 2021 08:56:23   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 

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Jul 6, 2021 11:08:33   #
Stephan G
 
JRiepe wrote:
At my age it would be every other Friday.


He didn't say he'll be there.


Me: "Pencil" me in on the day I'll be knocking on the door.


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Jul 7, 2021 21:32:27   #
rlevans55 Loc: Castle Rock, Colorado
 

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