Stolen from a pal
Jun 24, 2021 08:43:30 #
Fresh from the research labs at Los Alamos National Laboratory comes this ground breaking news...
There has been a new element discovered called Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol of Pelosium is PU. Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
There has been a new element discovered called Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol of Pelosium is PU. Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.
Jun 24, 2021 08:47:21 #
Jun 24, 2021 09:12:56 #
Jun 24, 2021 09:44:06 #
FrumCA wrote:
Fresh from the research labs at Los Alamos Nationa... (show quote)
I heard of Pelosium many years ago but then dismissed the thought as just an ugly myth sort of like Medusa. But upon rereading this post I realize Pelosium and everything posted above is absolutely true. Americans should be afraid, Very Afraid.
Dennis
Jun 24, 2021 09:50:52 #
dennis2146 wrote:
I heard of Pelosium many years ago but then dismissed the thought as just an ugly myth sort of like Medusa. But upon rereading this post I realize Pelosium and everything posted above is absolutely true. Americans should be afraid, Very Afraid.
Dennis
I heard of Pelosium many years ago but then dismissed the thought as just an ugly myth sort of like Medusa. But upon rereading this post I realize Pelosium and everything posted above is absolutely true. Americans should be afraid, Very Afraid.
Dennis
Jun 25, 2021 00:05:02 #
Harry0
Loc: Gardena, Cal
FrumCA wrote:
Fresh from the research labs at Los Alamos Nationa... (show quote)
The first time I heard this exact story was about Bush Jr.
Jun 25, 2021 00:55:44 #
Harry0 wrote:
The first time I heard this exact story was about Bush Jr.
Busholium doesn’t quite have the same ring as Pelosium does it? You must be mistaken.
Dennis
Jun 25, 2021 08:04:43 #
dennis2146 wrote:
I heard of Pelosium many years ago but then dismissed the thought as just an ugly myth sort of like Medusa. But upon rereading this post I realize Pelosium and everything posted above is absolutely true. Americans should be afraid, Very Afraid.
Dennis
I heard of Pelosium many years ago but then dismissed the thought as just an ugly myth sort of like Medusa. But upon rereading this post I realize Pelosium and everything posted above is absolutely true. Americans should be afraid, Very Afraid.
Dennis
Do you mean even more than they are now?
Jun 25, 2021 10:29:38 #
Jun 25, 2021 13:33:54 #
Kraken wrote:
Do you mean even more than they are now?
No, not at all. With Biden as POTUS Americans are about as scared as they ever have been. But they are saving some absolutely, Scared to Death, moments for when they know Kamala Harris will take over as planned by the lying corrupt Democratic Party.
Dennis
Jun 25, 2021 13:35:15 #
Jun 25, 2021 20:30:38 #
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