flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico

Facts to Remember as We Grow Older


#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

#8 Life is sexually transmitted.

#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#6 Men have two motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing

#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeño peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.

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Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States

NMGal Loc: NE NM

Laugh out loud.

cdayton

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flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico

Thanks for the thumbs up.

flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico

Thank you.

flyguy Loc: Las Cruces, New Mexico

Glad you liked them.

jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

Both true and humorous.

Lucasdv123

People who write on shithouse walls roll their shit in little round ,and those who read these words of wit,eat those little round balls of shit.
Little bird in the sky,why did you do that in my eye.i am not mad and I won't cry.i am glad cows don't fly.