Behind Every Man
May 6, 2021 23:13:08 #
When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a bold proposal;
- Whoever dares to jump, swim to the coast and survive, I'll give you $ 1 million.
No one dared to move, suddenly, a man jumped into the water and desperately swam to the shore while being chased by all the crocodiles.
With enormous luck came, taking everyone's admiration at the scene, then the owner announced;
- We have a brave winner.
After collecting his reward, the couple returned to the hotel, upon arrival, the manager told him; he was very brave to jump, then the man said;
- I didn't jump, someone pushed me!
His wife smiled...
Moral: ′′ Behind every successful man, there's a woman who pushes him "... 😁
- Whoever dares to jump, swim to the coast and survive, I'll give you $ 1 million.
No one dared to move, suddenly, a man jumped into the water and desperately swam to the shore while being chased by all the crocodiles.
With enormous luck came, taking everyone's admiration at the scene, then the owner announced;
- We have a brave winner.
After collecting his reward, the couple returned to the hotel, upon arrival, the manager told him; he was very brave to jump, then the man said;
- I didn't jump, someone pushed me!
His wife smiled...
Moral: ′′ Behind every successful man, there's a woman who pushes him "... 😁
May 7, 2021 06:19:50 #
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May 7, 2021 11:33:49 #
I like!
Reminds me of a scene of the entrance(s) to the Pearly Gates. One gate had a sign over it reading "For hen-pecked husbands." The line there was miles long, disappearing into the next cloud. The second gate's sign read, "For not hen-pecked husbands" and there was one lone man standing there. A man from the first line called over to the lone man, asking "What are you doing over there?" The lone man replied, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
Reminds me of a scene of the entrance(s) to the Pearly Gates. One gate had a sign over it reading "For hen-pecked husbands." The line there was miles long, disappearing into the next cloud. The second gate's sign read, "For not hen-pecked husbands" and there was one lone man standing there. A man from the first line called over to the lone man, asking "What are you doing over there?" The lone man replied, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
May 7, 2021 14:48:15 #
Definition of a hen-pecked husband. One who wakes up in the middle of the night to go pee will put one foot in the toilet and pees down his leg so his wife does not wake up and smite him.
May 9, 2021 12:55:03 #
My wife would never do that, I'm worth more to her alive than dead.
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