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Mar 12, 2021 19:21:18   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
>>> Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.
>>>
>>> Since the minimum wage was increased to $15 the owner had to replace his regular human bartender.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The robot says, "What will you have?"
>>>
>>> The guy says, "Martini."
>>>
>>> The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
>>>
>>> The guy says," 168."
>>>
>>> The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The guy leaves, but he is curious..So he goes back into the bar.
>>>
>>> The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
>>>
>>> The guy says, "Martini."
>>>
>>> Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
>>>
>>> The guy says, "100."
>>>
>>> The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
>>>
>>> He goes back into the bar.
>>>
>>> The robot says, "What will you have?"
>>>
>>> The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.
>>>
>>> The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
>>>
>>> The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
>>>
>>> The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Biden?"

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Mar 12, 2021 19:26:51   #
pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"
 
That about sums it up.

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Mar 12, 2021 19:32:08   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 

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Mar 13, 2021 10:34:30   #
trainspotter Loc: Oregon
 
bcheary wrote:
>>> Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.
>>>
>>> Since the minimum wage was increased to $15 the owner had to replace his regular human bartender.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The robot says, "What will you have?"
>>>
>>> The guy says, "Martini."
>>>
>>> The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
>>>
>>> The guy says," 168."
>>>
>>> The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The guy leaves, but he is curious..So he goes back into the bar.
>>>
>>> The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
>>>
>>> The guy says, "Martini."
>>>
>>> Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
>>>
>>> The guy says, "100."
>>>
>>> The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
>>>
>>> He goes back into the bar.
>>>
>>> The robot says, "What will you have?"
>>>
>>> The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.
>>>
>>> The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
>>>
>>> The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
>>>
>>> The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Biden?"
>>> Guy goes ... (show quote)



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Mar 13, 2021 11:46:58   #
letmedance Loc: Walnut, Ca.
 
pounder35 wrote:
That about sums it up.


Welcome back.

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Mar 13, 2021 12:10:50   #
Watash
 
Homerun!!!!

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Mar 13, 2021 12:42:21   #
dlwhawaii Loc: Sunny Wailuku, Hawaii
 
bcheary wrote:
>>> Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.
>>>
>>> Since the minimum wage was increased to $15 the owner had to replace his regular human bartender.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The robot says, "What will you have?"
>>>
>>> The guy says, "Martini."
>>>
>>> The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
>>>
>>> The guy says," 168."
>>>
>>> The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The guy leaves, but he is curious..So he goes back into the bar.
>>>
>>> The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
>>>
>>> The guy says, "Martini."
>>>
>>> Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?"
>>>
>>> The guy says, "100."
>>>
>>> The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.
>>>
>>> He goes back into the bar.
>>>
>>> The robot says, "What will you have?"
>>>
>>> The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.
>>>
>>> The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
>>>
>>> The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
>>>
>>> The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Biden?"
>>> Guy goes ... (show quote)


That's twice the IQ of you folks who voted for Trump.

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Mar 13, 2021 12:48:35   #
Texcaster Loc: Queensland
 
dlwhawaii wrote:
That's twice the IQ of you folks who voted for Trump.


>>> The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
>>>
>>> The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
>>>
>>> The robot leans in real close and says, ... "Are you planning a 'do-over' for your capitol riot? When will 'ol' Pig

Eyes' be reinstated as POTUS? Is Q really Putin?"



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Mar 13, 2021 13:40:52   #
dlwhawaii Loc: Sunny Wailuku, Hawaii
 
Texcaster wrote:
>>> The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
>>>
>>> The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
>>>
>>> The robot leans in real close and says, ... "Are you planning a 'do-over' for your capitol riot? When will 'ol' Pig

Eyes' be reinstated as POTUS? Is Q really Putin?"


????????

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Mar 13, 2021 13:46:27   #
Texcaster Loc: Queensland
 
dlwhawaii wrote:
????????


Sorry, wrong click ...

bcheary (a regular here) Joined: Sep 12, 2012 Posts: 55622 Loc: Jacksonville, FL

>>>
>>> The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
>>>
>>> The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
>>>
>>> The robot leans in real close and says ... "... "Are you planning a 'do-over' for your capitol riot? When will

'ol' Pig Eyes' be reinstated as POTUS? Is Q really Putin?

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Mar 13, 2021 13:54:10   #
Rose42
 
dlwhawaii wrote:
That's twice the IQ of you folks who voted for Trump.


Great job insulting yourself too. LOL

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Mar 13, 2021 14:54:59   #
Wyantry Loc: SW Colorado
 
Texcaster wrote:
. . . "Are you planning a 'do-over' for your capitol riot? When will 'ol' Pig Eyes' be reinstated as POTUS? Is Q really Putin?"


Really GREAT questions!
Why don’t you ask Slo-Joe Hiden’?
He supposedly has all the answers — just ask him!

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Mar 13, 2021 15:42:22   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
Watosh wrote:
Homerun!!!!


Thanks.

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Mar 13, 2021 15:44:05   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
dlwhawaii wrote:
That's twice the IQ of you folks who voted for Trump.


It seems that all you folks in Hawaii got hit with the stupid stick, specially your current Senator!

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Mar 13, 2021 15:46:44   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
Texcaster wrote:
Sorry, wrong click ...

bcheary (a regular here) Joined: Sep 12, 2012 Posts: 55622 Loc: Jacksonville, FL

>>>
>>> The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
>>>
>>> The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
>>>
>>> The robot leans in real close and says ... "... "Are you planning a 'do-over' for your capitol riot? When will

'ol' Pig Eyes' be reinstated as POTUS? Is Q really Putin?


Damn I thought that the abbos had taken you out by now! But then again they have higher IQs than you!

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