2020 Humor
Mar 1, 2021 14:56:09 #
2020 Humor
1. The dumbest thing ever purchased was a 2020 planner.
2. I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing.
3. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
4. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house & told my cats. We all had a big laugh!
6. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Sweatpants will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
7. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?
8. I never thought the comment, I wouldn't touch it with a 6-foot pole would become a national policy.
9. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
10. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard. I'm getting tired of the Living Room.
11. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & ask for money.
1. The dumbest thing ever purchased was a 2020 planner.
2. I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing.
3. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
4. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house & told my cats. We all had a big laugh!
6. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Sweatpants will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
7. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?
8. I never thought the comment, I wouldn't touch it with a 6-foot pole would become a national policy.
9. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
10. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard. I'm getting tired of the Living Room.
11. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & ask for money.
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Mar 1, 2021 15:47:16 #
jabra wrote:
Chuckles 
Thanks for the comment --- glad you liked it.
Mar 1, 2021 16:11:28 #
LOL! Just this morning, I went into the bank with a cap, glasses and a mask on. No one stopped me.
Mar 1, 2021 17:55:54 #
NMGal wrote:
LOL! Just this morning, I went into the bank with a cap, glasses and a mask on. No one stopped me.
Enjoyed your reply --- thanks
I go to the drive through at the credit union and no mask required.
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Bullittjon wrote:
Funny, especially #11. Thanks for sharing.
You're welcome and I'm glad you liked it.
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