Floyd
Loc: Misplaced Texan in Florence, Alabama
A young boy around 7 years old got separated from his father at a large sports show, remembering what his parents told him to do in such a situation he approached a security guard and reported that he had lost his dad.
The guard asked, "What's he like?"
"Mom says beer and women." the boy replied.
joecichjr
Loc: Chicago S. Suburbs, Illinois, USA
Floyd wrote:
A young boy around 7 years old got separated from his father at a large sports show, remembering what his parents told him to do in such a situation he approached a security guard and reported that he had lost his dad.
The guard asked, "What's he like?"
"Mom says beer and women." the boy replied.
Nothing like plain English
Or is there
Floyd
Loc: Misplaced Texan in Florence, Alabama
You never know what's coming out of a child's mouth.
Asked what my wife's favorite wine is, I said "When are you gonna fix the"
Big chuckle!!! That's funny. Took me a second, though.
That hardly narrows it down.
MrMophoto
Loc: Rhode Island "The biggest little"
The young boy's probably right.
Last year, I once asked a student what year they were in, answer 2020
In college, I had an instructor in an education class tell us you must be very careful how you word instructions:
On a lengthy true/false test the instructions read, "please indicate which statements are true or false"
One student placed his name at the top of the paper wrote a single sentence and handed in his test, he received an A
He wrote "All of them"
Floyd wrote:
A young boy around 7 years old got separated from his father at a large sports show, remembering what his parents told him to do in such a situation he approached a security guard and reported that he had lost his dad.
The guard asked, "What's he like?"
"Mom says beer and women." the boy replied.
That could be descriptive of many men.
Merlin1300
Loc: New England, But Now & Forever SoTX
PhotogHobbyist wrote:
That could be descriptive of many men.
In the words of the "A" student: ALL of them
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