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Feb 13, 2021 15:43:28   #
Floyd Loc: Misplaced Texan in Florence, Alabama
 
A young boy around 7 years old got separated from his father at a large sports show, remembering what his parents told him to do in such a situation he approached a security guard and reported that he had lost his dad.

The guard asked, "What's he like?"

"Mom says beer and women." the boy replied.

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Feb 13, 2021 17:48:37   #
joecichjr Loc: Chicago S. Suburbs, Illinois, USA
 
Floyd wrote:
A young boy around 7 years old got separated from his father at a large sports show, remembering what his parents told him to do in such a situation he approached a security guard and reported that he had lost his dad.

The guard asked, "What's he like?"

"Mom says beer and women." the boy replied.


Nothing like plain English Or is there

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Feb 13, 2021 23:24:54   #
Floyd Loc: Misplaced Texan in Florence, Alabama
 
You never know what's coming out of a child's mouth.

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Feb 14, 2021 05:55:10   #
arden1939
 
Asked what my wife's favorite wine is, I said "When are you gonna fix the"

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Feb 14, 2021 09:09:46   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
Big chuckle!!! That's funny. Took me a second, though.

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Feb 14, 2021 12:56:36   #
jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY
 
That hardly narrows it down.

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Feb 14, 2021 14:55:53   #
Floyd Loc: Misplaced Texan in Florence, Alabama
 
SteveR wrote:
Big chuckle!!! That's funny. Took me a second, though.


Thank you.

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Feb 14, 2021 15:39:42   #
MrMophoto Loc: Rhode Island "The biggest little"
 
The young boy's probably right.
Last year, I once asked a student what year they were in, answer 2020
In college, I had an instructor in an education class tell us you must be very careful how you word instructions:
On a lengthy true/false test the instructions read, "please indicate which statements are true or false"
One student placed his name at the top of the paper wrote a single sentence and handed in his test, he received an A







He wrote "All of them"

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Feb 14, 2021 18:22:56   #
PhotogHobbyist Loc: Bradford, PA
 
Floyd wrote:
A young boy around 7 years old got separated from his father at a large sports show, remembering what his parents told him to do in such a situation he approached a security guard and reported that he had lost his dad.

The guard asked, "What's he like?"

"Mom says beer and women." the boy replied.


That could be descriptive of many men.

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Feb 14, 2021 23:38:45   #
Merlin1300 Loc: New England, But Now & Forever SoTX
 
PhotogHobbyist wrote:
That could be descriptive of many men.
In the words of the "A" student: ALL of them

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