January 22nd, 2021
WASHINGTON, D.C.—
Joe Biden signed an executive order this morning granting citizenship to everyone who voted for him.
Some ten million people are expected to receive citizenship through the executive order, making it the largest instance of amnesty in our nation's history.
"If you voted for me, darn it, man, you deserve to be an American," Biden said at a press conference this morning. "Thank you for your service, and welcome to America. You're all Americans in my book -- clean, articulate ones."
"Now let's build back better!" Biden pulled out his phone and played "Despacito" in honor of the votes he received.
There was some confusion as he then appeared to hear a voice in his ear and said, "Breathe in, breathe out." The statement was praised by all media outlets as being "a powerful reminder that we need to just calm down and breathe."
According to some sources in the Media the number of illegal Residents is over 20 million.
letmedance wrote:
According to some sources in the Media the number of illegal Residents is over 20 million.
Even at the low end estimate, it was enough to give Biden those five battleground states.
BlackRipleyDog wrote:
Even at the low end estimate, it was enough to give Biden those five battleground states.
Are you saying basement Joe outfoxed the stable genius with the old ... "citizenship for votes ploy" ... ?
"You have to get up very early, every day, to outfox God's gift to credulous-nation." Rudy
Jimmy Cliff - The Harder They Come (the harder they fall)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Znh0OM9jiA
BlackRipleyDog wrote:
January 22nd, 2021
WASHINGTON, D.C.—
Joe Biden signed an executive order this morning granting citizenship to everyone who voted for him.
Some ten million people are expected to receive citizenship through the executive order, making it the largest instance of amnesty in our nation's history.
"If you voted for me, darn it, man, you deserve to be an American," Biden said at a press conference this morning. "Thank you for your service, and welcome to America. You're all Americans in my book -- clean, articulate ones."
"Now let's build back better!" Biden pulled out his phone and played "Despacito" in honor of the votes he received.
There was some confusion as he then appeared to hear a voice in his ear and said, "Breathe in, breathe out." The statement was praised by all media outlets as being "a powerful reminder that we need to just calm down and breathe."
January 22nd, 2021 br br WASHINGTON, D.C.— br Joe... (
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LoL
That is funny!
Sad thing is, based on your posts, you most likely believe it.
letmedance wrote:
According to some sources in the Media the number of illegal Residents is over 20 million.
Does that include the dead ones.....???
What is life like in an alternative reality? You believe everything you read on the darkweb. The fact is that if illegal aliens and dead people had voted for Biden he would have won by far more than the 7 million votes he won by.
National Park wrote:
What is life like in an alternative reality? You believe everything you read on the darkweb. The fact is that if illegal aliens and dead people had voted for Biden he would have won by far more than the 7 million votes he won by.
Part of the fascist movement in this country.
slocumeddie wrote:
Does that include the dead ones.....???
Trump supporting REPUBLICAN election officials confirmed that there were a grand total of two dead people who voted in Georgia and they are investigating how two dead people voted. Lying, desperate Trump falsely claimed that 50,000 dead people voted in Georgia during a phone call in which he illegally begged and pressured the REPUBLICAN election officials to steal the election from Joe Biden. Why do you continue to believe a man who has so repeatedly lied to you?
Here we go again. People fighting over obvious satire. Thats almost as funny as the OP. Lol
Texcaster wrote:
Are you saying basement Joe outfoxed the stable genius with the old ... "citizenship for votes ploy" ... ?
"You have to get up very early, every day, to outfox God's gift to credulous-nation." Rudy
Jimmy Cliff - The Harder They Come (the harder they fall)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Znh0OM9jiAJoe didn't do squat on his own. Only a moron would follow him. Who did you vote for?
DaveO wrote:
Part of the fascist movement in this country.
Yes you seem go be part of it.
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