lbrande

One Shabbos morning, during prayers, there was a loud BOOM and a sudden flash of smoke appeared in the front of the synagogue. When the smoke cleared, the astonished congregation saw this frightening figure in red, complete with horns, pitchfork and tail and a Yarmulke.

Immediately, the congregation panicked. People rushed to the back of the synagogue trying to get away. The devil watched the retreat with great glee, but his mood was disturbed by the sight of one man still relaxing comfortably in the third row right side in his pew.

Angrily the devil thundered, "Do you not know who I am?"
Morris replied in a nonchalant way, "Sure I do."
The devil was extremely puzzled. "Do you not fear me?"

"Nope! Not at all!" came the reply.
"Why not?"
Morris snorted, "What for? I’ve been married to your sister for 35 years!"

Longshadow Loc: Audubon, PA, United States

Scruples Loc: Brooklyn, New York

An old Jewish man called out to his dear friend Moishe. He came to the bedside and asked what Sol needed. Sol said I know it is my time. Please ask the hospital’s priest to pay me a visit. Moishe said, I don’t understand. You have been a wonderful example of Judaism for me. You have walked to synagogue every Shabbos. You have kept kosher and followed the talmud all your life. Why would you want the priest to administer last rites? Sol took a deep breath and asked his friend to bend over and listen. Sol whispered to his friend, Because it is a shame to have another Jew die!

Moondoggie Loc: Southern California

That’s a good one!😁

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joecichjr Loc: Chicago S. Suburbs, Illinois, USA

Ahhhahaha😃 Whatta piece of work she is😱

PAR4DCR Loc: A Sunny Place

Going on 21 for me!

Don