chuckla Loc: Kennesaw, GA USA

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me”. Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.

After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone. "She's finally gone...yeah I know, it is about time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like.” He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.

She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage and with tears in her eyes. She grabbed the note to see what he wrote.

"I can see your feet.
We're outta bread; be back in five minutes."

rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona

Love it.
--Bob

crafterwantabe Loc: Mn

🤣🤣🤣

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jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

That’s a good one!

JRiepe Loc: Southern Illinois

Good one.

yssirk123 Loc: New Jersey

CWGordon

I likes that one, too.

raymondh Loc: Walker, MI

!!

PhotogHobbyist Loc: Bradford, PA

My wife liked that one almost as much as I did.

14kphotog Loc: Marietta, Ohio

Now that is a good one. L.M.A.O.

Paul Diamond Loc: Atlanta, GA, USA

Even a predictable chuckle is much appreciated. Thanks for posting.