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May 23, 2020 13:12:29   #
dennis2146 Loc: Eastern Idaho
 
I hope they give us two weeks notice before sending us back out into the real world. I think we'll all need the time to become ourselves again. And by "ourselves" I mean lose 10 pounds, cut our hair and get used to not drinking at 9:00 a.m.


New monthly budget: Gas $0 Entertainment $0 Clothes $0 Groceries $2,799.


Breaking News: Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to stop COVID-19, but to stop eating.



Low maintenance chicks are having their moment right now. We don't have nails to file and paint, roots to dye, eyelashes to re-mink, and are thrilled not to have to get dressed every day. I have been training for this moment my entire life!



When this quarantine is over, let's not tell some people.



I stepped on my scale this morning. It said: "Please practice social distancing. Only one person at a time on scale."



Not to brag, but I haven't been late to anything in over 6 weeks.



It may take a village to raise a child but I swear its going to take a vineyard to home school one.



I wanted zombies and anarchy. Instead we got working from home and toilet paper shortages.

Worst. Apocalypse. Ever.



You know those car commercials where there's only vehicle on the road - doesn't seem so unrealistic these days ..

They can open things up next month, I'm staying in until July to see what happens to you all first.



Day 37: The garbage man placed an AA flyer on my recycling bin.



The spread of Covid-19 is based on two things:

1. How dense the population is.

2. How dense the population is.



Appropriate analogy: "The curve is flattening so we can start lifting restrictions now" = "The parachute has slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now".



People keep asking: "Is coronavirus REALLY all that serious?" Listen y'all, the churches and casinos are closed. When heaven and hell agree on the same thing it's probably pretty serious.



Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask and ask for money.



Home school Day 1: I'm trying to figure out how I can get this kid transferred out of my class.



Putting a drink in each room of my house today and calling it a pub crawl.



Okay, the schools are closed. So do we drop the kids off at the teacher's house or what?



For the second part of this quarantine do we have to stay with the same family or will they relocate us? Asking for myself .



Coronavirus has turned us all into dogs. We wander around the house looking for food. We get told "No" if we get too close to strangers and we get really excited about going for walks and car rides.



The dumbest thing I've ever bought was a 2020 planner .



I was in a long line at 7:45 am today at the grocery store that opened at 8:00 for seniors only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane.
He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.

As he approached the line for the 3rd time he said, "If you don't let me unlock the door, you'll never get in there."



Enjoy your day. You don't have anything else to do. 😷

Dennis

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May 23, 2020 13:31:00   #
DaveO Loc: Northeast CT
 
Quite appropriate!

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May 23, 2020 13:37:06   #
BurghByrd Loc: Pittsburgh
 
Too funny, thanks.

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May 23, 2020 14:51:52   #
tramsey Loc: Texas
 
Good ones - Some are even true

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May 23, 2020 14:55:29   #
NMGal Loc: NE NM
 
Gave me a good chuckle.

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May 23, 2020 16:16:06   #
cameranut Loc: North Carolina
 
Bookmarked to show to my brother.

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May 24, 2020 06:53:47   #
spaceylb Loc: Long Beach, N.Y.
 
LOL

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May 24, 2020 07:21:58   #
raymondh Loc: Walker, MI
 

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May 24, 2020 07:31:52   #
Architect1776 Loc: In my mind
 
dennis2146 wrote:
I hope they give us two weeks notice before sending us back out into the real world. I think we'll all need the time to become ourselves again. And by "ourselves" I mean lose 10 pounds, cut our hair and get used to not drinking at 9:00 a.m.


New monthly budget: Gas $0 Entertainment $0 Clothes $0 Groceries $2,799.


Breaking News: Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to stop COVID-19, but to stop eating.



Low maintenance chicks are having their moment right now. We don't have nails to file and paint, roots to dye, eyelashes to re-mink, and are thrilled not to have to get dressed every day. I have been training for this moment my entire life!



When this quarantine is over, let's not tell some people.



I stepped on my scale this morning. It said: "Please practice social distancing. Only one person at a time on scale."



Not to brag, but I haven't been late to anything in over 6 weeks.



It may take a village to raise a child but I swear its going to take a vineyard to home school one.



I wanted zombies and anarchy. Instead we got working from home and toilet paper shortages.

Worst. Apocalypse. Ever.



You know those car commercials where there's only vehicle on the road - doesn't seem so unrealistic these days ..

They can open things up next month, I'm staying in until July to see what happens to you all first.



Day 37: The garbage man placed an AA flyer on my recycling bin.



The spread of Covid-19 is based on two things:

1. How dense the population is.

2. How dense the population is.



Appropriate analogy: "The curve is flattening so we can start lifting restrictions now" = "The parachute has slowed our rate of descent, so we can take it off now".



People keep asking: "Is coronavirus REALLY all that serious?" Listen y'all, the churches and casinos are closed. When heaven and hell agree on the same thing it's probably pretty serious.



Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask and ask for money.



Home school Day 1: I'm trying to figure out how I can get this kid transferred out of my class.



Putting a drink in each room of my house today and calling it a pub crawl.



Okay, the schools are closed. So do we drop the kids off at the teacher's house or what?



For the second part of this quarantine do we have to stay with the same family or will they relocate us? Asking for myself .



Coronavirus has turned us all into dogs. We wander around the house looking for food. We get told "No" if we get too close to strangers and we get really excited about going for walks and car rides.



The dumbest thing I've ever bought was a 2020 planner .



I was in a long line at 7:45 am today at the grocery store that opened at 8:00 for seniors only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane.
He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.

As he approached the line for the 3rd time he said, "If you don't let me unlock the door, you'll never get in there."



Enjoy your day. You don't have anything else to do. 😷

Dennis
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May 24, 2020 07:59:36   #
SteveR Loc: Michigan
 
You're on a roll, Dennis!!! Good stuff. Had me laughing all the way.

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May 24, 2020 08:17:24   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 

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May 24, 2020 09:20:34   #
phlash46 Loc: Westchester County, New York
 

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May 24, 2020 10:20:57   #
tomad Loc: North Carolina
 
Really good ones!

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May 24, 2020 10:55:16   #
sippyjug104 Loc: Missouri
 
Thanks for making me chuckle...I needed it. 😂

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May 24, 2020 11:45:15   #
Cookie223 Loc: New Jersey
 
These are funny and a humorous way to depict what we are experiencing.
Thanks for sharing.

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