Extra money to invest
May 7, 2020 08:02:18 #
With all the turmoil in the market today this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations later on this year:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW.
And finally...
9.) Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang.
Watch for these consolidations later on this year:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW.
And finally...
9.) Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang.
May 7, 2020 08:16:35 #
TMeitz wrote:
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Thanks for your imagination. And wit, quite good........RJM
May 7, 2020 08:43:48 #
TMeitz wrote:
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Thank you I’m still laughing as I type this.
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May 8, 2020 07:53:13 #
Good morning T,
This site is getting more and more clever every day. The photo side, as always, continues to be excellent but this new "comedic" side is becoming absolutely terrific. I don't know if the UHH'ers are writing their own material or not but if they are, then professional comedy writing should be considered. Keep 'em coming.
All the best to you and yours, T, and stay safe.
You made my day and in spite of these difficult times we can NEVER abandon our innate sense of humor.
Terry
This site is getting more and more clever every day. The photo side, as always, continues to be excellent but this new "comedic" side is becoming absolutely terrific. I don't know if the UHH'ers are writing their own material or not but if they are, then professional comedy writing should be considered. Keep 'em coming.
All the best to you and yours, T, and stay safe.
You made my day and in spite of these difficult times we can NEVER abandon our innate sense of humor.
Terry
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May 8, 2020 11:37:54 #
TMeitz wrote:
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At least you still have your senses about you.....Twisted-Though They Are !!!!!
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