A coronavirus joke
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Here's mine: The first person to contract the virus in New York City was a lawyer. He was chasing an ambulance. And he caught it!
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Apr 24, 2020 10:56:45 #
olemikey
Loc: 6 mile creek, Spacecoast Florida
tairving wrote:
I have a coronavirus joke.
Most of you won't get it.
Most of you won't get it.
We can only hope!
Apr 24, 2020 11:19:08 #
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Apr 24, 2020 12:15:16 #
kpsk_sony wrote:
Here's mine: The first person to contract the virus in New York City was a lawyer. He was chasing an ambulance. And he caught it!
Good one, but wouldn’t he be the second?
Apr 24, 2020 14:58:22 #
tairving wrote:
I have a coronavirus joke.
Most of you won't get it.
Most of you won't get it.
The perfect coronavirus joke.
Apr 24, 2020 15:35:54 #
Apr 24, 2020 15:40:01 #
kpsk_sony wrote:
What do you call 10 lawyers skydiving?Here's mine: The first person to contract the virus in New York City was a lawyer. He was chasing an ambulance. And he caught it!
Skeet!
Apr 24, 2020 18:44:29 #
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Reminds me of the person, who, after driving through a small country town, told friends thagt town must have been terribly poor. Said they were burying two people in one grave. Said he saw a tombstone which stated,"Here lies a lawyer and an honest man."
Apr 24, 2020 22:17:10 #
tairving wrote:
I have a coronavirus joke.
Most of you won't get it.
Most of you won't get it.
Did you hear how the toilet paper shortage got started? One person coughed without covering their mouth, and ten nearby people pooped in their pants!!
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