The Husband isn't all that Stupid!
Apr 18, 2020 13:18:10 #
A wife arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?"
She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner."
The next day, the woman arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?"
She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner."
The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?"
She replies, "Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper."
Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, "HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub."
He replies, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet."
She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner."
The next day, the woman arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?"
She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner."
The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?"
She replies, "Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper."
Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, "HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub."
He replies, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet."
Apr 18, 2020 13:30:20 #
Apr 18, 2020 13:32:09 #
truckster wrote:
A wife arrives home from work and her husband noti... (show quote)
yep, she has to keep her money maker dry.
Apr 18, 2020 14:17:43 #
One Rude Dawg wrote:
yep, she has to keep her money maker dry.
Personally, I like the wet ones.
Apr 19, 2020 07:56:13 #
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Apr 19, 2020 11:01:03 #
StanMac
Loc: Tennessee
Guys, this forum isn’t a locker room or a men’s only bar. Please be conscious of the presence of many ladies that frequent this forum and refrain from this kind of gutter humor.
Stan
Stan
Apr 19, 2020 13:10:02 #
StanMac wrote:
Guys, this forum isn’t a locker room or a men’s only bar. Please be conscious of the presence of many ladies that frequent this forum and refrain from this kind of gutter humor.
Stan
Stan
Some of the raunchiest jokes I've heard were told to me by "ladies."
Apr 19, 2020 13:20:34 #
Apr 19, 2020 13:25:45 #
truckster wrote:
A wife arrives home from work and her husband noti... (show quote)
Good one, I like playing with my better halfs raffle ticket, everytime I do, I get lucky!Apr 19, 2020 13:30:32 #
truckster wrote:
A wife arrives home from work and her husband noti... (show quote)
Could be a ticket to ride?
Apr 19, 2020 15:53:07 #
StanMac
Loc: Tennessee
PhotogHobbyist wrote:
Some of the raunchiest jokes I've heard were told to me by "ladies."
Not on this forum, I bet. And probably not by a lady you didn't know personally.
Stan
Apr 19, 2020 17:31:22 #
StanMac wrote:
Guys, this forum isn’t a locker room or a men’s only bar. Please be conscious of the presence of many ladies that frequent this forum and refrain from this kind of gutter humor.
Stan
Stan
I agree Stan. There is a time and a place.
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