Five people on an airplane about to crash
Apr 12, 2020 03:19:40 #
5 people on a plane about to crash
A plane has five passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Hillary Clinton, and a ten year old school girl. The plane is about to crash and there is only four parachutes.
Dr Fauci, said “I need one, I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He straps on a parachute and jumps.
The pope said “I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps.
Hillary said ‘‘I need one, I’m the smartest woman in the United States.” she takes one and jumps.
President Trump pauses for a moment and then turns to the 10-year-old. After a deep sigh, he says tenderly, "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting". The child replies,
"Don’t worry, there are two parachutes left. The smartest woman in the United States took my school backpack.😂😂
A plane has five passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Hillary Clinton, and a ten year old school girl. The plane is about to crash and there is only four parachutes.
Dr Fauci, said “I need one, I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He straps on a parachute and jumps.
The pope said “I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps.
Hillary said ‘‘I need one, I’m the smartest woman in the United States.” she takes one and jumps.
President Trump pauses for a moment and then turns to the 10-year-old. After a deep sigh, he says tenderly, "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting". The child replies,
"Don’t worry, there are two parachutes left. The smartest woman in the United States took my school backpack.😂😂
Apr 12, 2020 03:39:03 #
Apr 12, 2020 05:36:58 #
Hey, you left out the Rabbi and the mullah. Oh, ya, the Corporate Bailouts ... CEOs were first to have a soft landing!!
Poor Hillary, everyone picks on her, even Bill.
Poor Hillary, everyone picks on her, even Bill.
Apr 12, 2020 05:57:02 #
RayE
Loc: New Jersey
The story doesn’t make sense. The greatest most powerful smartest big brained guy would have been the first one out.
Apr 12, 2020 06:00:14 #
sueyeisert
Loc: New Jersey
FYI- Hillary is the smartest of all of them. She went to Wellesley undergrad and Yale Law School. And Trump threatened to sue any school that revealed his transcript.
Apr 12, 2020 06:48:23 #
Apr 12, 2020 07:05:48 #
sueyeisert wrote:
FYI- Hillary is the smartest of all of them. She went to Wellesley undergrad and Yale Law School. And Trump threatened to sue any school that revealed his transcript.
Didn't Obama start that, refusing to reveal his records from Harvard?
The joke the OP posted is really funny even if it makes fun of your hero.
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Apr 12, 2020 07:13:28 #
LWW
Loc: Banana Republic of America
sueyeisert wrote:
FYI- Hillary is the smartest of all of them. She went to Wellesley undergrad and Yale Law School. And Trump threatened to sue any school that revealed his transcript.
And had to go to Arkansas to pass the bar after failing on multiple occasions in the east.
Apr 12, 2020 07:18:37 #
sueyeisert wrote:
FYI- Hillary is the smartest of all of them. She went to Wellesley undergrad and Yale Law School. And Trump threatened to sue any school that revealed his transcript.
And I bet Hillary would have prepared rather than saying "I have it under control, it's just the flu. Trust me."
Apr 12, 2020 07:24:22 #
usn ret wrote:
5 people on a plane about to crash br br A plane ... (show quote)
Love it!! and so true.
Apr 12, 2020 07:26:34 #
[quote=usn ret]5 people on a plane about to crash
A plane has five passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Hillary Clinton, and a ten year old school girl. The plane is about to crash and there is only four parachutes.
Dr Fauci, said “I need one, I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He straps on a parachute and jumps.
The pope said “I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps.
Hillary said ‘‘I need one, I’m the smartest woman in the United States.” she takes one and jumps.
President Trump pauses for a moment and then turns to the 10-year-old. After a deep sigh, he says tenderly, "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting". The child replies,
"Don’t worry, there are two parachutes left. The smartest woman in the United States took my school backpack.😂😂[/quote
Sorry I forgot. Have a very nice Easter for he has risen! Thanks
Tom
A plane has five passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Hillary Clinton, and a ten year old school girl. The plane is about to crash and there is only four parachutes.
Dr Fauci, said “I need one, I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He straps on a parachute and jumps.
The pope said “I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps.
Hillary said ‘‘I need one, I’m the smartest woman in the United States.” she takes one and jumps.
President Trump pauses for a moment and then turns to the 10-year-old. After a deep sigh, he says tenderly, "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting". The child replies,
"Don’t worry, there are two parachutes left. The smartest woman in the United States took my school backpack.😂😂[/quote
Sorry I forgot. Have a very nice Easter for he has risen! Thanks
Tom
Apr 12, 2020 07:28:21 #
Apr 12, 2020 07:39:47 #
LWW
Loc: Banana Republic of America
11bravo wrote:
And I bet Hillary would have prepared rather than saying "I have it under control, it's just the flu. Trust me."
And I bet Hillary would have prepared rather than saying "I have it under control, it's just the flu. Trust me."
Or blamed it on an internet video.
Apr 12, 2020 08:16:27 #
Apr 12, 2020 08:52:31 #
Bill_de wrote:
Didn't Obama start that, refusing to reveal his records from Harvard?
The joke the OP posted is really funny even if it makes fun of your hero.
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The joke the OP posted is really funny even if it makes fun of your hero.
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Probably because they will revel that they say he was born in Kenya.
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