CORONAVIRUS: The boredom of self isolation
Apr 9, 2020 10:21:25 #
tairving
Loc: Magnolia, Texas USA
Received this from a friend via email. Unable to confirm, my curbside delivery will only bring beer in cans.
CORONAVIRUS: The boredom of self isolation.....
Did you know that if you rest one of your testicles on top of an empty beer bottle, and hold a flame at the base, eventually it gets sucked inside...… If you've done this and know how to get it out, message me please..............
CORONAVIRUS: The boredom of self isolation.....
Did you know that if you rest one of your testicles on top of an empty beer bottle, and hold a flame at the base, eventually it gets sucked inside...… If you've done this and know how to get it out, message me please..............
Apr 9, 2020 10:25:38 #
Apr 9, 2020 10:28:09 #
Apr 9, 2020 10:34:51 #
tairving wrote:
Received this from a friend via email. Unable to confirm, my curbside delivery will only bring beer in cans.
CORONAVIRUS: The boredom of self isolation.....
Did you know that if you rest one of your testicles on top of an empty beer bottle, and hold a flame at the base, eventually it gets sucked inside...… If you've done this and know how to get it out, message me please..............
CORONAVIRUS: The boredom of self isolation.....
Did you know that if you rest one of your testicles on top of an empty beer bottle, and hold a flame at the base, eventually it gets sucked inside...… If you've done this and know how to get it out, message me please..............
Though I have never done what you have described I think that carefully cutting the bottle just below the lowest point of the testicle with a fine saw would expose the testicle. Then holding a flame directly under the testicle might cause the testicle to shrink to a point where it could be pulled out easily. IF you do this please have someone video the occasion as it would be a great Youtube video.
Dennis
Apr 9, 2020 10:40:18 #
Get a big hammer and whack the neck of the bottle to break it up.
Don't tell the teens about this stunt. They post enough crazy things online already.
Don't tell the teens about this stunt. They post enough crazy things online already.
Apr 9, 2020 12:04:28 #
dennis2146 wrote:
Though I have never done what you have described I think that carefully cutting the bottle just below the lowest point of the testicle with a fine saw would expose the testicle. Then holding a flame directly under the testicle might cause the testicle to shrink to a point where it could be pulled out easily. IF you do this please have someone video the occasion as it would be a great Youtube video.
Dennis
Dennis
A flame? Wouldn't an ice cube on the testicle make it shrink?
Apr 9, 2020 12:13:52 #
cyan wrote:
A flame? Wouldn't an ice cube on the testicle make it shrink?
Honestly I wouldn't have any idea. To my mind this was a JOKE. I made up something to go along with the perceived joke. Could there really be someone out there that took it seriously?
Dennis
Apr 9, 2020 12:15:46 #
Mark Sturtevant wrote:
Get a big hammer and whack the neck of the bottle to break it up.
Don't tell the teens about this stunt. They post enough crazy things online already.
Don't tell the teens about this stunt. They post enough crazy things online already.
I think the hammer would work well to break up the lower part of the bottle but surely a cold chisel might be needed to break the neck/rim of the bottle. How do you feel about squeezing the neck in a vise until the glass broke. Just trying to help.
Dennis
Apr 9, 2020 14:12:23 #
dennis2146 wrote:
I think the hammer would work well to break up the lower part of the bottle but surely a cold chisel might be needed to break the neck/rim of the bottle. How do you feel about squeezing the neck in a vise until the glass broke. Just trying to help.
Dennis
Dennis
Apr 9, 2020 17:33:37 #
Apr 9, 2020 20:04:03 #
tairving wrote:
Received this from a friend via email. Unable to confirm, my curbside delivery will only bring beer in cans.
CORONAVIRUS: The boredom of self isolation.....
Did you know that if you rest one of your testicles on top of an empty beer bottle, and hold a flame at the base, eventually it gets sucked inside...… If you've done this and know how to get it out, message me please..............
CORONAVIRUS: The boredom of self isolation.....
Did you know that if you rest one of your testicles on top of an empty beer bottle, and hold a flame at the base, eventually it gets sucked inside...… If you've done this and know how to get it out, message me please..............
Better still - post a pic. We could all do with a good laugh!
Apr 9, 2020 20:05:45 #
tairving wrote:
...... If you've done this and know how to get it out, message me please..............
Better still - post a pic. We could all do with a good laugh!
Apr 9, 2020 20:27:23 #
Mark Sturtevant wrote:
Think of where our heads will be at in a month...
Hopefully mine will be in Eastern Idaho with my brain wrapped around bringing in a huge trout on a fly rod.
I hope all of us here will be doing something equally satisfying while still maintaining a respectable social distance. Most of my rods are 9 feet so if somebody comes closer than that it will instantly become a 9 foot buggy whip.
Be well my friends,
Dennis
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